crazy uzi.
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Uzi: Uhh who's there...?
/???/: It doesn't matter.
N: Reveal yourself!
/???/: Hmmm... I think you'll recognize me. Serial Designation N.
Uzi: Who are you and how do you know N's full name?!
/???/: Oh silly Uzi... Don't you remember...?
Uzi: Who are you?!
N: Who are you?!
Random Jock: IT'S ME!
Uzi: Oh. You.
N: Get outta here man! This isn't your house!
Random Jock: Oh N... Dear N... I STILL HAVEN'T GOT MY REVENGE!
N: What the hell.
Uzi: What's your name again? Something that's start with an R... I dunno.
Ron: My name's Ron dumbass. (Made up)
N: Don't. Call. Her. THAT!
Ron: Ooo getting mad again? I bet this freak is making you even madder.
Uzi: Ron I think you shou-
N: Uzi. Let me handle this.
Ron: Watchu gonna do? Throw me at the wall? Like that last time we met?
Uzi: Ron. Stop. If you wanna leave alive, you should go.
Ron: What? What could an dumbass freak like you do? He's only your friend to get easy access to the colony.
Uzi: OKAY YOU'RE DONE. STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT N AND LEAVE.
Ron: No. Why would I obey a freak?
N: Uhh Uzi. I think you should calm down... Or you might need oil...
Uzi: N... I don't need oil... I NEED REVENGE. *attacks Ron*
N: UZI STO-
Ron: What the?!
Uzi: *maniacal laughter* NOWHERE TO ESCAPE NOW BUDDY!
N: Uzi...
Ron: She has a tail and wings?!
Uzi: HOW ABOUT I EAT YOU HEAD LIKE A LITTLE GRAPE HUH?
Ron: NO PLEASE I'M SORRY!
N: UZI! STOP!
Uzi: *snaps* wh-what?
Ron: What the...?! I-I- I'M GONNA LEAVE NOW!
N: COME BACK HERE YOU SICK BASTARD! Actually, I'm gonna stay here. Uzi? Are you okay?
Uzi: N-no... Please... H-help me N...
N: You're overheating. I told you not to attack him. Let me grab a bottle of oil.
Uzi: N- Please... Stay here...
N: Uzi, I need to get some oil!
Uzi: I-I don't care... Just... Stay with me... Please D-don't... Leave me...
N: I'll be back in a second. *Leaves*
Uzi: N-
N: I'm here with the oil Uzi, now drink up.
Uzi: *Drinks* Thanks N...
N: Nah, it's okay. Just let me do the "dialogue" part 'kay?
Uzi: Of course, you gon hit 'em with the "dialogue" laser beam.
Khan: Uzi I'm home!
Uzi: Uuhhh...
Khan: What the hell happened here?
(After Uzi explains)
Khan: So, you almost killed that guy?
Uzi: Yeah, but he called N a dumbass freak!
N: Just like he calls her!
Khan: It's alright. Just don't do that again.
(The next day)
Uzi: Last day of summer break, you wanna go anywhere?
N: Sure, can we please go to that place that has a lot of fun games and stuff?
Uzi: You mean an arcade?
N: Hmmm... Not these games... Like, roller coasters and other things?
Uzi: An amusement park?
N: Yeah!
Uzi: Sure. Just get ready and we're going.
N: Yay!
(After a lot of time)
Uzi: Dad I'm going to the amusement park with N, so, don't worry about me.
Khan: Alright.
Uzi: *leaves* Let's go N.
N: Why is your dad home?
Uzi: Today is his day off or something.
(At the amusement park)
Uzi: Here we are.
N: Ooooo this is so beautiful! These shining lights! These rides with a high chance of breaking! So beautiful!
Uzi: Want to play some games before we ride rides?
N: Sure, why not.
Uzi: How about "throw the ring"?
N: 'Kay!
Carny: (Yes, this is how they are called) Welcome! 1 drollar for 10 rings!
Uzi: That cheap? Less money to lose I guess. *Pays*
Carny: Here's your rings! *hands over*
N: You can do it Uzi!
Uzi: *throws ring* what the hell?
N: HOW
Carny: Congratulations! Choose your prise! (Of course Uzi got it first try, it's for the plot!)
Uzi: Hmmm... What about that bee plushy?
Carny: Okay! *Grabs* And also, here's your money back because you got first try.
Uzi: Nah, you can keep it as a tip, it's just one drolla.
Carny: Thanks!
Uzi: I got this one because it remembers me of ya.
N: A bee?
Uzi: Yeah, it's yellow, have wings and a stinger, what else?
N: Guess that makes sense.
Uzi: Of course it does.
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Splitting this up in two parts again bcus I'm bout to stop thinking if I bust more power outta this monkey brain I got. New chapter probly coming tomorrow tho. (no promises, and also, the down to earth references are there just to add a little salt to this)
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Murderous Romance
FanfictionThis is a Fanfic about Murder Drones, with the most popular ship N x Uzi (or Nuzi for people who are like, intimate? idk)
