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Haikaveh ramblings

I've resorted to Pinterest for yummy art
(Pinterest autocorrected to "OI trash" no joke)

Anyways have y'all seen the hydro edoloin(?) Kaveh thing going around?? It's so cute Omfg. It's usually 🫧🏛️ x ♦️🌱 and I can just image how alhaitham would be walking around the desert doing who knows what and a messed up leyline is nearby, but so is the bottle to the veriyum mirage or whatever it's called and he gets like swapped with his alt self which is ♦️🌱, but during that he accidentally enters the bottle(I think it's a bottle at least). And since Kaveh has been there then there would be a 🫧 version of him. So 🫧 Kaveh is drawn to ♦️ alhaitham immediately. Cause he'd have some memory of alhaitham being a very important person to him. So when alhaitham first reaches he'd be greeted immediately by a curious blue Kaveh....bluveh....ehehehehe

Ahhhhhh and they'd be like an old married couple.. Kaveh wifu material cause this isn't the normal Kaveh and alhaitham is like so aggressive but when kavehs near him he is calmer and less prone to aggression

Imagine 🫧Kaveh has healing abilities of some sort. And if ♦️alhaitham is like having a fit Kaveh would hug him and pat his head. Just little loving stuff that gets alhaitham to calm tf down.

Ahhhh but I -top 🫧Kaveh is also so great cause the water edolion can shapeshift and when they fuck I can basically see it it's so clear.... kavehs cock becoming wider and longer as he wishes to please alhaitham
Cough-
Anyways I went to buy mattresses recently and found out there's types of mattresses. So . Hear me out. Kaveh and alhaitham would have hate sex. We all know that but what mattress would they use??

Cause spring is rly bouncy...... so while Kaveh/haitham rides the other the bed would bounce and maybe would help (im using kavetham as an example here now) Kaveh go deeper into haitham....gods....anyways

But foam mattresses r more chill.. as in it doesn't move that much.. so like the bed itself would hit the wall more... and there might be scratch marks on the floor frm the bed moving.... knowing haitham, he'd rather have no proof that they were extremely aggressively fucking. I say spring. Foam makes sense for comfort... they def changed mattress after awhile, realising that anyone who walked by wall of their bedroom could hear something hitting it hard.

Anyways I'm done with kavetham
Can't conjure up any yummys anymore
Brain has been milked like kavehs cock

Byee💚💚💚
Also wtf 10k 💀?? Uhm hi? Why r u here and r u being held at gunpoint to read this train wreck that fell into the river but somehow is on fire? But thank you anyways omfg 😳

Ps: anyone else heard of the dacapo shit? Like bro why is my boy getting bullied for singing to his fans?? It was free💀 and in baht not American dollars.... I swear some people don't use their head before typing.... anyways if anyone hates daca here then... I'm so sorry for your life 😔 missing out on a total sweetheart
Love daca and Orion even if idk Thai

Alright this is getting long... bye bye :)