Genshin one shots

Hii

Almost deleted the xiaother smut but that's fine. My heart didn't just 💣💥 :)

Anyways I'm gonna brain rot a bunch of whatever my goofy lil guy is thinking of rn :)
(Be warned that you may view me differently after this ☺️)

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Aight so like yk how haitham as like.... tiddies 😳 I just can't.... imagine omegaverse and milk dripping out of them phat ol tits, Kaveh sucking it so that his wife won't feel sore...... and when the kids born kavehs like " it's my turn kid" aaahhhhhhhh what I would kill for that

His milk would be flowery....idk why it just would, like idk if y'all know this but I've drank this milk tea and like it tastes like what perfume smell tastes yk? (It's called chagee, asked me mom and she remembered👍) anyways, so yeah that's alhaithams milk. I know it, I was the baby.

Heikazu is so fuckibg fluffy but also so angsty, like there'll be fluff(seggs) and then there'll be heizou catching kazuha and executing him as part of kujous command. Like lawd pls, just be happy 💀 then again it's genshin..... ahem. Now let's discuss how their dynamic works

Heizou flirts and teased the life out of kazuha, like if you saw kazuha when their doing the deed, his cock would be so red and swollen from all the teasing and heizou not allowing him to cum. Kazuha bot btw, in case it wasn't clear 💚 while heizou is filling kazuha's ass up, the way it'll immediately drip out slowly when heizou pulls out cause his hole is already so stretched out.

Heizous like thick and long, not very... idk what's average but his slightly above that just a few cm more, maybe like 2cm more? But his cock is so wide that kazuha can barely breathe when he takes it, his waist hurts then next day.

Wow punctuation ain't bad for a rant 👀

Anyways, and kazuhas cock is long but not as thick, it can easily hit a spot but it won't be so big that you can see it have a bump. (This is for kazuscara)

Heizous like a pretty boy but I just want him to top.... yeah.......

I've talked abt cynari/tighno so much that there's basically nothing left in my brain. I found out it's called 'tighcyno' but I don't like it, a ship name is supposed to be the two names combined, so tighnari and cyno cause I'm taking the 'top' and 'bottom' part of their names hahahahah... anyways I'll never say tighcyno when writing 🐀

Imagine if tighnari has both a cock and pussy, don't ask how its biologically possible, just vibe with it. Since their species is going extinct in a way, his body morphed to reproduce in anyways possible, so cyno has to be extra careful when he tops cause tighnaris extra (ungodly) breedable. But cyno himself can't birth so he can happily get his ass filled and tighnari can happily watch his husband full of cum.

What else is there........ tbh I forgot a lot of ships , but there's a few taht I just don't like . Mainly Childe x diluc.... makes me uncomfy and unlogical.

They way I accept ships is that if it's lore possible, then yes, I can accept. But those who are just smashed together for the seggs? Sorry but I can't see it happening. Also lumine kinda goofy in ships, like she's sometimes depicted as a rly docile person. (Docile mean calm and bottom energy right?) but hee I game speech is so out of pocket sometimes TT. Whatever I'm not used to straight stuff anymore 💀💀💀 but I love her 💚💚 so cute and squishable traveler.

Anyways onto zhongchi my loves. I just like zhonglis cock.... but not in the sense I want to be there but in the sense that I like the idea of Childe getting stuffed with it, his eyes roll and tears form, scratching zhonglis arms, the glow of it not flickering from how deep the scratches were. And Childe can barely walk, his movement slower then usual but not too slow to be noticeable to the general public. Maybe scara or signora could tell, scara being the dumb little brother vibes and signore being motherly figure to the fatui.

Awwww fatui family :)

Xiaother is just a whole different breed, there's so much aether whorification(which I'm not complaining abt.... just sayin.... 😳)  omggg xiao looks so breedable to me but according the the fandom, he must top(which I can agree with atp)  genshin just makes their men skrawnkly and shmol.

How long would xiao be.... like enough for aether to have a noticeable bump at his belly, and when aether presses down on it he can hear xiao whimper, his thrusts becoming faster and tougher, hitting his spot perfectly, a pool of cum is gathered beneath aether after that.

Uh suggest ships here ig?

If it's haikaveh ... uh your gonna have to wait awhile.... :))

Highest point of serenity pot, the mountain one :)

I had to eat stamina food while climbing TT what a waste but such beautiful pics