[Just bits of conversation that I have with myself. All in script format.Or little conversations that I think will be hilarious. Might be apart of a mini-comic series I want to make, but you never know.]
Gummy Bears
[ME sitting and waiting for medicine at the pharmacy.]
ME: They need to make adult gummy bears. Oh, wait, those are called chewable vitamins.
RANDOM PERSON: Don't worry, hunny, I know what you're looking for. Gummy bears and vodka sound great right now.
Water
[ME sitting at the park, reading a book, it's raining slightly. ME under a tree. Person with aquaphobia runs and sits next to me, shaking terribly.]
ME: (Leans into the RANDOM PERSON) Yeah, I don't like to get wet either,
it makes for an embarrassing situation, y'know?
[RANDOM PERSON looks at ME completely confused.]
Universal Flaws
[ME remembers a quote.]
QUOTE: "You are the universe expressing itself as a human for a while." -Eckhart Tolle
ME: I think the universe made a mistake.
Angel
[A pastel colored girl with big white eyes. Abilities: All seeing but cocky.]
"I can't see you,
the foolishness in you
blinds me.
How am I wrong,
if I'm the one
who sees it all?"
Devil
[A translucent girl, you can see her bones under her flesh, pours black paint over her to be seen.]
"Pour on me,
any color,
and I'm your design,
but you'll never
own my soul."
Deep Conversations
[ME viciously texts.]
ME: When you sincerely break it down, existence is a cruel game with cheap bets, depending on occupation, socially and professionally. However, that comment of yours bothered me.
[ME annoyed by people bringing up age.]
ME: (Y'all do realize that time is an illusion, a man-made construct. Don't use my age as a comparison to my intelligence. PET PEEVE, fucker.)
ME: If multiple people of varying age groups are compiled into thinking about the universe, as if it's a mechanism instead of a mad-house, then it's not an age thing is it?
ME: So you blabber about difference between the ages and the knowledge differences as well as paying attention to it's whereabouts. It's not an age thing anymore,
it's a societal complex. Societal thought-processing.
ME: Curiously, the conception of existence, become less than an age thing, but more of a societal complex.
Peacock
[STICK FIGURE guy waits in line for some ice-cream or whatever. Another guy who appears average walks down the street and sees the STICK FIGURE guy.]
AVERAGE MALE: Hey! Scrawny nerd, I bet I can beat your ass and steal your ice-cream. (Or state some derogatory bullying dialogue here.)
STICK FIGURE guy: (Turns to the guy and flexes, looking like a muscular guy from a wrestling show.)
AVERAGE MALE: Wooh, we got ourselves a peacock! Sorry, man, I thought you were one of those skinny nerds.
STICK FIGURE guy: (Punches AVERAGE MALE in the face and he flies into the sky.)
[Girl in line watches and laughs with her friend.)
GIRL: I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock!
FRIEND OF GIRL: Whoa, let's not get obvious here.
Thing I Found On Tumblr
PERSON A: If you get stabbed, don't fucking remove the knife. The knife is keeping the blood inside of you. If you take it out, you'll bleed and die.
PERSON B: HOWEVER, if you're trying to kill someone, don't fucking leave the knife. The knife is keeping the blood inside of them. If you take it out, they'll bleed out and die.
PERSON C: Two types of people in this world: Those who risk and those who don't.
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Small Little Things of A Small Little Mind
Casuale*I do not own the picture* Alright, this is my little playground of writing. Literally, completely random.
