BTS ONE SHOTS [CLOSED]

Jerk Face

"Time to wake up, jerk face!" I said as I pulled the cord, opening the blinds, and letting the blinding sunlight in the room, then effortlessly hitting the said jerk face's face. While in my other hand, I carry a basket filled with clean clothes...the jerk face's clean clothes, and set them by his bed. I then proceed to getting another empty basket, to pick up all the crap scattered around the room. I swear, this jerk face can really be a pig.

Are you wondering what I'm doing in the jerk face's room and why I'm calling him a jerk face? Well, let me tell you a wonderful story titled. "The Night Sir Jerkface Tricked Me Into Loosing A Bet" not a catchy title but who cares about that. Anyway, long story short, and according to the title I just gave you, jerk face tricked me into loosing a bet, and who ever looses the stupid bet gets to be the servant of the winner for a whole week. A WHOLE WEEK. Now this wouldn't be so bad if only we weren't living together. It's not just the two of us though, it's me, jerk face and another friend of ours.

So I'll just give jerk face a name. His name is Jeon Jungkook, sounds stupid right?, well I'll still call him jerk face since it sounds better. After picking up all the clothes scattered around the room, I noticed that jerk face was still asleep, soooo I placed the basket down and went to his bedside. How is he still asleep when the sunlight is directly shining on his ever so flawless and annoying looking face? I shook him on the shoulder repeatedly, trying to wake him up. I have a lot of ways to wake someone up and if I ever run out of ideas I'll have no choice but to pour a glass of water on his head.

"Yo jerk face wake up!"

Still...nothing. All I got was a moan and him facing my direction.

"You'll be late for whatever the hell you do during Tuesdays!!"

I shook his shoulder again, this time harder, but still...NOTHING. I cleared my throat, did a couple of vocal exercises and leaned close to his ear.

"YAH JEON JUNGKOOK IT'S REALLY REALLY LATE FOR YOU TO STILL BE ASLEEP, GET UP NOW OR I'M GOING TO POUR A BUCKET OF ICE COLD WATER ON YOUR FREAKING HEAD!!!"

"Hmmmm, just a minute" jerk face said as he turned to the other direction.

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

"Heyyy jerk face wake upppppp" I said as I shook him, with both hands, as hard as I could. "Wake up so that I can fix your stupid bed already, I need to do things"

He stirred a bit. But then just turned to face my direction again. So, I just shook him with both my hands...again.

I practically almost fell asleep while shaking him, I tried my best to keep my eyes open, this is what happens when you're a servant of a dude who's messier than a pig. I stared at the wall, placing all my will into not closing my eyes. But still...my tired self got the best of me and my eyes slowly closed, but just for a second though, because I felt a strong grip around my wrist, pulling me towards jerk face's direction.

Next thing I knew I was on top of him.

I'M WHAT?!

"Why are you on top of me?" Jerk face asked, his eyes half open and his voice a bit husky from just being awake.

"I don't know"

"Well, I know how to fix that problem"

"Oh really? Ho-"

With just one move, he somehow managed to get ME under him. How the hell...

"See fixed it"

"Okay, please get off of me right now before I kick you somewhere that would cause a lot of pain"