Ed, Eddy n Eddy One-shots

A New Sister

Ed began high school like everyone else. He went through the day as normal as he could, not aware someone else would be at his home. He figured his mom had adopted a puppy and expected him to raise it. No matter. He'd be ready for whatever.

When he came home, he saw a girl in his home, talking to Sarah and his mother. "Uh, mom? Who is this?" He asked as his mother turned to him with a wicked grin. "I knew how much you loved your little sister and how bad you wanted another one!" She cackled before Sarah went upstairs, and his mom got ready to go to work.

"I don't love Sarah. I fucking hate her," he muttered under his breath as the girl looked at him. "Guess I should introduce myself. I'm Riley, your adopted little sister," she said. She didn't smile after what I said about mom and Sarah. She asked where she should sleep tonight and how the girls suggested Ed's room.

"No, you're not sleeping with me! I don't need another bratty little sister to sleep with her older brother!" Ed bellowed out as his mother heard. "Yes, she is, Ed! Show your new sister to your room! You'll be sharing it with her from now on!" Ed growled under his breath, and she could tell. "C'mon.." He muttered out.

He showed her his room but told her to keep away from his bed. "I'm sure I'll get pregnant by just sitting on it anyway," she said as she looked at him. He rolled his eyes as he put his bag down. "Stay," he commanded and told her to close her eyes. He had gotten changed in front of her before she opened her eyes once he told her to.

Ed was so close to her face when she did and felt him grab her wrists roughly. "What the hell are you doing? Let me go right now! Mom!" She yelled, making him let go of her. "Ed! Be nice to your new sister while I'm gone!" She barked as she slammed the door. Ed smirked as he turned to her. She backed away before he smirked and pinned her to the wall.

"Now, what are you gonna do?" Ed blurted as she yelled for Sarah next. "Sarah! Ed won't let go of me!" She said before I covered her mouth with my hand. She kicked me in the dick before taking off upstairs and told Sarah. Riley walked down clamly as Sarah stormed down to my room. "I was just messing with her, Sarah! Honest!" Ed said as she yelled at him as she always did.

When Sarah left and went back upstairs, it left him and Riley alone. "What?" He barked as she looked at him. "You deserved it!" Riley said as she sat on her knees on the floor. Ed looked over after a minute and smirked. He walked up to her and was about to do something gross before Riley had laid on her side and had fallen asleep.

When about five pm came around, Sarah barked at Ed to make her dinner, not seeing him in his room. It made Riley wake, not seeing him either. "Ed?" She called as he left once she fell asleep. He made sure neither girl saw him leave to go to Eddy's place for a few hours.

Ed's phone was being blown up by Sarah, which she didn't want to go over. Riley agreed to and knocked on the door. "I'll get it. Just don't pick Baraka again! Ya kicked my ass with him last time!" Eddy barked as Ed just laughed.

"Can I fucking help ya?" Eddy asked as Riley was taken aback by this. "Oh, I was looking for Ed. Do you know where he is? Sarah's been looking for him," she said as he yelled for Ed. "Yo! Get your ass down here!" Ed came down after a minute and saw Riley. "The hell do you want, Riley?"

"Sarah told me to get you so you can make her dinner. She doesn't want me to do it. Believe me, I asked. You better get moving so she isn't anymore angry!" Riley came into Eddy's home and began trying to push Ed out. "Just make her food. It's not hard! I did it all the time! If she doesn't eat whatever was made, then she doesn't eat at all!" Ed barked.

Riley huffed and dragged Ed out. "Make her food, then you can come back! That's an order, mister!" Riley bellowed out. "Whatever. You're just as annoying as Sarah is! Just another annoying sister to pester me about everything I'm doing wrong!" Ed left and slammed the door. She turned to Eddy and apologized about what had occurred.