Kyoka Jiro stood on a stage, nervously addressing an audience of friends and fans. Her short hair was shaved on one side and she wore a tight deep red corset. On her arms was an oversized black leather jacket and around her neck was a small silver choker designed to look like barbed wire. She wore deep red skintight leather leggings, and on her feet were black combat boots. Her makeup was on point, the perfect mix of "hot lesbian" and "depressed emo".
To put it simply, Kyoka Jiro was drop dead gaygeous.
She clutched a bejeweled mic in her right hand as she spoke, waving her left hand around a bit to convey her emotions.
"Alright there's something truly magnificent about being sad, and that is that everyone can be sad. Some people are sad sometimes, other people are sad all the time."
A few audience members nodded, relating. the whole crowd was mostly filled with black leather, splashes of rainbow here and there, softbois and dykes gathered to listen to this hot lesbian.
"And this is just a song about being sad, whoopdie-doo, let's get to it, haha." Kyoka laughed darkly, pain in her voice.
"I've got a problem, I'm always so sad." She jumped right in, speaking quickly.
"The littlest things get me pissed off or mad."
"My life's pretty good, no I don't have it bad,"
"So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have."
"I'm just a baby I think that explains it!"
"I burnt up my toast got so sad that I made it, I played a great song on repeat now I hate it-and nobody likes this picture I painted!"
"My only messages come from my mommy."
"I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me." She switched to a high pitched tone, mocking someone.
"You're kinda cute but your friend is a hottie, her shiny white teeth and her muscular body."
"I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy-"
"-My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie-"
"-My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy-"
"-Why do these small things always upset me!?"
She slowed down, taking a deep breath and harmonizing softly with the background music.
"Little things make me wanna cry sometimes~"
"But that's just life,"
"It'll be alright!"
"If you're really sad,"
"Everything just turns out wrong!"
"If you're really sad,"
"Let me hear you sing this song!"
"If you're really sad,"
"Everything just turns out wrong."
"If you're really sad,"
"Let me hear you sing along."
"What's a party? I've never been."
"Well I went to one once, but I couldn't get in."
"I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win,"
"So I bought two more and I lost again!"
Kyoka sped up, rapping in her gentle voice.
"My phone's plugged in but it isn't chargin'."
"I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian."
"I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson."
"Could you please shut the door if you're gonna barge in!?"
"My shoes are too small and can't fit my foot in."
"Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin'."
"I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't."
"Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't!"
"My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt,"
"I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk!"
"I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop,"
"I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop!"
She slowed down again, unaware of the entire audience's rapt attention.
"Little things make me wanna cry sometimes~"
"But that's just life,"
"It'll be alright!"
"If you're really sad,"
"Everything just turns out wrong."
"If you're really sad,"
"Let me hear you sing this song!"
"If you're really sad-(like really sad),"
"Everything just turns out wrong-(I'm talking about everything!)"
"If you're really sad-(like really sad!)"
"Let me hear you sing along-(sing it you idiot!)"
"If you're really sad,"
"Everything just turns out wrong."
"If you're really sad,"
"Let me hear you sing this song!"
"If you're really sad,"
"Everything just turns out wrong."
"If you're really sad,"
"Let me hear you sing along!"
The music stopped besides the piano and Kyoka gave a shaky smile to the audience, along with a cute little finger wave.
"Thank you for listening, glad you could all hear this."
"But the song is over now, cause I'm all out of ly-" The wrong key was pressed on the piano, sending a melancholy note through the room.
"Alright this had to end on a bad note didn't it?"
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Singing AU: Boku No Hero Academia
أدب الهواةThis is mostly going to be a collection of oneshots and songs, as they apply to each character. Some of them may seem far from cannon, but guess what? MY STORY BITCHES ***Disclaimer: I do not own BNHA, Scotty Sire, UPHSAL, Lonestar, or any other art...
