"A weh yuh twin deh Brittney?" Nosey Onique asked Ebony's bestie.
"Shi ova yaad a nurse har wounds." She blurted out.
Dih gyal love off Onique till shi fool. It's a pity mih cousin chest high cause him foreign ooman a mad gyal who love him like shi a idiot.
Him nuh affi work cause shi always a send him money. Tatiana nuh know seh it's a mansion him out yah a build fih when him hold har and breed har fih get couple half Caucasian, half Indian pickney outta har.
A him mansion and vehicles a fool dem common gyal yah.
I leaned forward to see him standing before her.
Mih inquisitive bad and from the way mih cousin a smile, mih know him see mih inna dih corner of his eyes.
"Wahmn' tu har?" He inquired, smiling as he playfully admires her round body.
The gyal surly can go pin offa next man.
Sad fih shi a dead fih him attention and a younger girl than mih.
Mih might breed early, but mih nuh fool suh.
Mih mada always tell mih seh a man fih pin offa the ooman and it up to her fih choose him or not, just how the man choose who him wah give him attention to.
"Drop offa Mama step."
I looked away biting my lip to stop the laughter threatening to come out.
Onique starts coughing and I don't think it's the weed that does it.
"Dainty, chicken and fries ready?" Joshua came up to the cookshop doorway where I'm seated, listening to the regular gossips and jokes the bar nextdoor often entertains me with.
"Yea." I answered, getting up to go serve him and the others that are waiting.
"Mommy." Kyng calls from where he's seated in the corner.
"Yes?" I answered, adding chicken to the foodboxes of fries.
"Pope Raymond said a research is necessary for Samson's story but I don't understand." He looks at me frowning.
How I'm happy his school teaches Religious education from early is a true blessing. It's even better as Grandma brings all the children with her to church on Saturdays as she use to do with us, the older ones.
Charley Mount has a pope or nun to teach this subject one per week for each class and grade.
"What's the question?" I asked, realising how everyone inside was listening.
"Between Samson and Delilah, there are five but for Samson's birth there are two." He was still frowning. Most likely confused. "I don't want to complete this on Saturday at church with Grandma because I have tests to study for this weekend."
"Mih understand but nuh buss yuh brain or yuh go end up with a headache." I passed the food to everyone and went to wash my hands, joining him at the table.
"I got a A minus on the mock test and Josh was being rude about it." He folded his arms and it shows just how upset he was.
"Kyng, wah mih tell yuh bout giving him the reaction him need. Yuh nuh love man suh be yuh self cause yuh nuh need fih be at him level. Wah position him hold inna the class?" I asked him everytime this happens.
"Seventh." He says and my eyes widened.
"Seventh? A neva third the last time?"
"He tells Nigel that he got a new game for his birthday and it distracts him a bit." He explains the hear seh situation.
"The same game yuh ask yuh fada fah and get?" I smirked.
"Yes mommy." He laughs.
"It's okay if yuh get a minus sometimes. As long as it nuh pass B minus. Nuh mek the rich bwoy get yuh vex. But mek mih tell yuh the story." I went on to giving him the way that I've read it.
Spending the afternoon helping him with the homework and assignment he got.
Between attending to him and the customers, time went by quickly and night fell so I was cleaning up while he packed his things.
"Watch yah!" A familiar voice spoke and I looked up to see Làzuri.
I squealed, getting up to hug her tightly.
"Yah squeeze the life outta mih." She laughs.
"Yuh couldn't call seh yuh deh come bout yah!" I slapped her arm.
"Den mih wouldn't deh surprise..." She was pulling away from me and was lifted in the air, bawling out. "Put mih dung!"
"Mad gyal, Zuri." Onique laughs, putting her back on her feet.
"Miss Zuri." Kyng giggles, attaching his arms to her fine waistline.
We spend the reminding half hour to lock up and bring the left overs home.
Taj returned from work so it was her, a sleeping Kyng, Zuri, Onique and myself in Onique's probox going home.
"How long ya stay?" He asked her.
"Yah mih live now." She says, surprising us more.
"Wid Aunty?" Onique asked again.
"Yeah..."
Inna aunty one bedroom place, a muss the couch shi deh sleep on.
"Yuh can stay uppa yaad enuh." He offers.
"Mih will mek yuh know..."
"Tek mih fih idiot." He laughs. "Wih a family enuh, yuh can gwaan kotch up with aunty fih hear har late light conversations wid yuh fada and fih up inna dih hall a watch movie till how much a clock until yuh fed up and wah sleep. Mih a give yuh a week at most."
"Mih nuh look like Dainty." Zuri remarks and I hissed.
I've went through the same thing with Aunty and that's something I won't ever allow myself to experience twice.
Mih nuh need fih know how much shi miss har husband or dem kissing sound deh through long distance. Too damn annoying.
It's a reason mih suh comfortable inna mih little tiny house. A woman mih name tu, mih go wah duh wah mih please inna mih own house.
Zuri muss learn.
Onique dropped us off at our homes while I lead a sleepy Kyng up the hill.
The knockoff street lights gave us a much better way than the moonlight did. It seems rain will fall either tonight or tomorrow.
"Can I shower tomorrow, mommy?" He mumbled when we got in.
"Yeah, but yuh affi clear the sheets when yuh wake up and find time put on a fresh set." I informed him.
Helping him out of his shoes and uniform, leaving his marina and underpants on, he brushed his teeth and went straight to bed.
I packed his bag, cleaned his shoes and set up everything for tomorrow before going to shower.
I couldn't sleep, so I ended up doing the little laundry I had and went out to pin them on the line.
I woke from my sleep by the sound of rain pouring down on the zinc roof and I smile at my stupidity.
Wah mih did expect, moonshine fih come out and dry dem or the rain fih fall elsewhere.
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Dickmatized Dainty (Book 3)
NouvellesDainty had to deal with Gio's friends eating her food that she'll need after the dick appointment. She has so much to go through and her mind on the money. Lázuri went through a scammer, police officer and ended up fucking a top boss, a billionaire...
