Black Hole: *Crawls into the room* Cherry... Jr...
Cherry Jr: DAD! ARE YOU OK? WHAT HAPPENED!?
Black Hole curled in a corner shaking
Black Hole: ... squid games...
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Nickel: Wow, Silver really hates us eh Baseball?
Baseball: Yeah, perhaps he's homophobic.
Nickel: ...
Nickel: But we're not gay Baseball.
Baseball: We're not??
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Donut: Hello?
Gelatin: Hey, what's sup?
Donut: I need your help, can you come here?
Gelatin: Eh I can't I'm buying clothes.
Donut: Alright well hurry up and come over.
Gelatin: But I can't find them.
Donut: What do you mean you can't find them?
Gelatin: I can't find them, there's only soup.
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Eraser: Dying sucks butt! How does everyone even cope with all this?
Yin-Yang: Violent outbursts!
Lollipop: General fruitiness.~
Black Hole: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal. QvQ
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Paper: I've got a bad feeling about this..
Knife: What do you mean?
Paper: You know, that voice in head that tells you whatever you're doing is going to get you in a whole lot of trouble?
Knife: ......No?
Paper: That explains so much....
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Donut: What do you mean there's only soup?
Gelatin: It means there's only soup!
Donut: Well then get out of the soup isle!!
Gelatin: alright you don't have to shout at me... Q-Q
*step step step step step*
Gelatin: There's more soup!
Donut: What do you mean there's more soup!?
Gelatin: There's just more soup!
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Death P.A.C.T: We have come for our Black Hole. OuO
Steve Cobs: GET THE F*** OUT OF MY HEADQUARTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Trophy wakes up to find himself in a concrete box with metal bars and restrained by Bot
Baseball petting one of the Inani-mates: Now that I caught you, I'm going to torture you!
Trophy: Oh what are you gonna do, sit on me?
Baseball: Yeah!
-insert booty shot of Baseball-
Trophy: AAAAAAA-
R.I.P. Trophy, died of dummy thiccness.
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Pen and Cherry Jr run around playing until he trips scrapping his knee.
Cherry Jr: Fssssss- aaaah.... fsssssss- aaaahh.....
Pen: *stammers* Oh no no- don't worry, uh-uh it's okay.
Black Hole: HELP IS ONE THE WAY DEAR!
Pen: Oh... no....
Black Hole zooming at light speed: HELP IS ON THE WAAAAAAAYA!!!!!!!!!!
Pen: AAAAA-!!
*BOOM*
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Donut: Go into the next isle!
Gelatin: There's still soup!
Donut: Where are you right now!?
Gelatin: I'm at soup!
Donut: What do you mean you're at soup!?
Gelatin: I mean I'm at SOUP!!
Donut: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?
Gelatin: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Donut: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!?!
Gelatin: F*** YOU!!!!!
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Saw: Sis is this you right here in this ally?
Taco: Saw, if you see a british hard-shell that is NOT me. Go the other way.
Saw: ... Who is this???
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