Black Hole chilling
Pen break through the door: BLACK HOLE THERE'S BEEN A KIDNAPPING IN THE LIVING ROOM!
Black Hole: *gasp* JUNIOR!
Black Hole breaks through the door: DON'T WORRY SON, PAPA'S HERE!
Cherry Jr safe and asleep: Zzzz...
Pen: *snicker* Kid napping...! *chuckle*
Black Hole: > C
Later...
Lightning: What are you doing in my closet?
Pen: I'm hiding from an angry black hole.
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Black Hole: This could be me, this could be entirely on me but um...
Black Hole: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........
Liy: *sigh* AND IT'S ONLY F***ING TUSEDAY!
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Tree: Mama didn't raise a quitter!
Tree: but she did raise a homosexual and an idiot.
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Marker: Oh no! We're doomed by the narrative!
Black Hole: Hm, maybe you are. The narrative loves me! ^u^
Black Hole: Update; I have realized that is not a good thing for me...
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Liy showing the new members around: And here we have our lovely english study..
Tree hitting Lightning against the wall: TWILIGHT ISN'T LITRITURE!!
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Pin runs up and kicks a door off the hinges: HEY!
Fanny: What?
Pin: LOOK OUT!
Fanny gets his by the door
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Tree sits on the couch reading
Cherry Jr & Remote: TREE WE'RE THIRSTY!!
Tree: Well I would hope so, you two have been running around playing for the past 9 hours.
Cherry Jr & Remote: Yeeeaaah... :(
Tree, Cherry Jr. & Remote: ......
Tree: How would you two like a delicious chocolatey glass of Circletine?
Cherry Jr & Remote: CIRCLETIIINEEEE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Pen: Hey gang-
Tree: CIRCLETINEEEEE...!!
Pen: *peace out and fades*
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*Doorbell*
Fanny grabs her sword and in three seconds set up a military barrier
Fanny: WHO'S THERE?!
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Liy: I need a distraction... what color mascara should I start wearing?
Bottle: Pink.
Black Hole: Purple.
Lighting with a kit and starry eyes: YES!
Gaty: Y'know what color we haven't tried yet? Therapy.
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Marker: I don't know what do say..
Fanny: I'll handle it. *aggressive typing*
Marker: Don't be mean about it though.
Fanny: *spams backspace*
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Pillow: 2 truths, 1 lie I'll start! I've killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee. ^u^
Robot Flower: .... I- I DON'T..
Robot Flower: I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME...
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Liy: THERE IS A VULTURE IN FRONT OF MY- OH MY GOSH!
Liy attempting to shoo it off with a hose: THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND!! GOOOO!
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Pin: I taught a robot how to fear.
Pin: Death!
Remote: AH!
Pin: The void!
Remote: AH!
Pin: Student loans!
Remote: AAAH!
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Tree singing: When I think about my worries and I think about my strife, here is what I simply say...~
Tree: AAAAAAAAAAAA-!!
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Black Hole & Lighting: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lighting is thrown into a wall past Gaty.
*CRASH*
Gaty: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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Marker: Hey, how are you doing today?
Black Hole: Can we change the subject before I start crying?
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Black Hole: I don't care what anyone thinks of me.
Pin: Ok.
Black Hole: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?
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At the Clubhouse of Awesomeness
Fanny on the karaoke stage: This performance goes to someone special to me.
Fanny: *ahem*
Fanny then screams Bad Romance in metal form at the top of her lungs.
Bubble deeply moved: Aww Fanny!
Cherry Jr watching with BH: I'll never understand romance.
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Lightning: I'm sad.
Marker: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Marker: And das not good.
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