Kyman analyzation book

Pt. 3 doubling down review

"In a way we're all dating Cartman."
Woah, Kyle. Okay. This is..
This is going to be a journey so stay with me. This is not my Kyman goggles okay? This is NOT A DRILL.
Kyle is the ONLY person being THAT obsessed with Cartman's relationship. Everyone else is like ugh yeah he sucks he's abusive let's stay out of it she'll figure it out.
But oh no, not Kyle. We saw this in the beginning of the season too. When everyone's internet history was going to leak, this is BEFORE Cartmans abuse of Heidi, Kyle was threatening to tear the two apart. Why?
Jealousy.
Now hold up Kybi fans l'm gonna break your hearts here.
Kyle ALWAYS knows when he's into a girl and
IMMEDIATELY pursues her. Nichole and Leslie are perfect examples of this. However, he barely even knew Heidi at this point. He was just being his usual sassy self with Cartman because that's their dynamic.
Something we all have to notice is the absence of Cartman's abuse towards Kyle. When's the last time he yelled at him for more than a few seconds? Or paid attention to him at all? Called him a Jew? Hasn't happened. Why?
Cartman redirected their dynamic onto Heidi. This doesn't work. Heidi has no idea how to handle Cartmans cruelty and mental instability. But Kyle does. No one else in the friend group is angry about Cartmans distraction, just concerned. But Kyle is angry to no end. Partially because he is a good person who is concerned with seeing someone being abused the way he's used to, but mostly because he wants that back. And that in itself is strange.
I mean think about the way Cartman treats Heidi. He plans to kill her. How many times has he planned to kill Kyle? Mocks her for being vegan and tricks her into doing something opposite to what she wants to do, Sets her up for humiliation, etc. That is literally what Cartman USED to have with Kyle. Which leads me to this.
When one of the girls say...
"omg you like Heidi!"
And Kyle responds...
"No! .....or.. do I?"
Kyle truly didn't consider the possibility of him liking
Heidi, which is inconsistent with his other love interests.
With them, he knew immediately. With Heidi, this is the first time he considered her like that. He's confused because his jealousy is there and he doesn't know Х
because his jealousy is there and he doesn't know why so he's like, I guess it MUST mean I like Heidi.
But that's not it.
He wants Cartmans attention back and, in addition, he wants to stop Cartmans misdeeds like old times. Kyle is angry for the same reason he's always been angry for.
Cartmans injustice. He didn't like Heidi until he truly considered the idea of getting with her. It solves three problems.
1) Cartman can no longer abuse Heidi which is an injustice that Kyle is used to morally fighting against, especially against Cartman.
2) socially he won't be considered gay anymore by his brother or father and he will be able to parade around a girlfriend and gain that in his reputation.
3) Kyle is smart. Kyle knows Cartman. And Kyle knows that stealing Cartmans girlfriend will cause an inevitable confrontation. Thus, gaining Cartmans attention back and becoming his main target once more.
Kyle MISSED being Cartmans outlet. To me there's no other way to explain that "In a way we're all dating with Cartman".
Kyle, what the fuck are you talking about? No one else feels that way. No one else except Heidi and apparently  you...