Pt. 15 things cartman likes about kyle

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((I have talking about things Kyle likes about cartman but l want to now  do things cartman like about Kyle!))

ok so there's like prob 4738299292 reasons why and i'm not gonna get into it all rn but the scene that revealed it the most like the #1 reason why cartman likes kyle to me was in imaginationland pt 2 when cartman was saving kyle's life so he could suck his balls LOL and he's like "KAHL YOU NEVER WALKED AWAY FROM ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE NOW FIGHT!" that revealed EVERYTHING. that's why cartman loves kyle. he loves him for his persistence, tenacity, passion, & stubbornness (all qualities cartman has as well!) when kyle believes in something or wants to do something there's rlly no stopping him or changing his mind and even tho a lot of the shit kyle does or stands up for will be him going against cartman or things cartman disagrees with, it's still something cartman can respect about kyle. i mean that's why cartman & kyle make great allies when they do come together on something. they're both good at planning and coming up with ideas for shit. and stan & kenny def don't have those qualities as much as cartman & kyle do, like what makes cartman & kyle different is they never rlly give up and they know how to see something through till the end which is why they work better together. a great example tho was in "faith hilling" when cartman & kyle were the only ones who were still trying to keep faith hilling alive but then stan and kenny gave up to do taylor swifting instead. something else i used to theorize even tho i totally turned out to be right about this bc cartman became a rabbi in the future, is that cartman also LIKES kyle for his juddaism rather than hates it lol. say what u want but i find it hard to believe cartman is rlly anti-semitic, he just likes to shit on jews specifically bc it annoys kyle and he's obsessed with kyle LOL. and there have been sooo many scenes where it's like cartman has seemed FASCINATED with jewish culture. and when cartman stereotypes jews and shits on kyle and stuff literally all the insults he makes about kyle for being a jew, like how he'll say kyle is greedy and a backstabbing liar and shit are literally all qualities cartman has himself...so like?? LOL it would make way more sense that cartman looks up to kyle for being a jew since, according to cartman, jews have all these qualities he loves and tries to possess himself since cartman loves being a manipulative cunt. also remember in the episode "fishsticks" when cartman literally went up to kyle and was like "hey kahl can u teach me some jew defensive moves?" LOL

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