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Have some in the meanwhile.

Aoki: Okay, what does "take out" mean?

Trek: Food.

Eron: Dating.

Ikor: Murder.

Riff: All 3 if you're not a coward.

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*Playing 2 truths one lie*

Ikor: so... let's see. 1. I stopped skating when I was 5. 2. I like to read about legends. 3. My last name is Algor.

Riff: *cracking up* Ikor reading legends? Yeah, no. 2 is a lie.

Eron: I dunno, you're too good at skating so probably 1.

Trek: I'm with Eron.

Aoki: nah, it should be 2.

Ikor:...

Ikor: my last name is Izzard...

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(Naive) Eron: what's a thot?

Riff: a thoughtful person.

(Later)

Trek: here's the salt Eron.

Eron: thanks Trek, you're such a thot.

Trek: *chokes*

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Trek: why does everyone hate mint ice cream?

Riff: if you think I'll eat frozen toothpaste then you are mistaken.

Trek: the forces make me believe you either never had mint ice cream or never brushed your teeth.

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Riff: hey Ikor! Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ikor:...

Ikor: to get to the other side?

Riff: you should ask why.

Ikor: fine. Why?

Riff: to get to the idiot's house.

Ikor: okay...

Eron: hey Ikor, knock knock knock.

Ikor: no.

Eron: just say who's there.

Ikor... who's there?

Eron: the chicken!

Ikor:

Riff:

Eron:

Ikor: listen her, you little sh**s.

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