Enmu: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Daki: Please never become a surgeon
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Daki: If I'm dying, let me eat cake
Enmu: You're not dying
Gyutaro: Let her eat cake anyway
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Gyutaro: Enmu, weren't you supposed to do something about the racoon under the porch?
Enmu: I did! I named him Timothy. He likes pumpkin pie and Reese's Puffs. As you can see, he's clearly a raccoon of culture
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Enmu: I used to be so scared of going to the Infinity Palace, because I thought it would be like High School Musical but I would be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.
Rui, Gyutaro, and Daki: ...
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Enmu: You should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare
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Enmu: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow...
Rui: Carry on?
Daki: Carry on.
Enmu: No come pick me up, I probably got lost, or into trouble, or both.
Gyutaro, a little late: As if nothing really matters......
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Kokushibo: Are we gonna find the blue spider lily and defeat the Demon Slayer Corps? Yes, you can bet on it
Enmu: *Naruto running* yOU KNOW YOU CAN BET ON IT BET ON IT
Kokushibo: W-wHaT??
Daki: *Flying out of the vents* BET ON IT BET ON ME
Rui: *Rolls into the room* I WANT TO MAKE IT RIGHT
Akaza: *Backflipping off the walls (HARDCORE PARKOUR STYLE)* THAT IS THE WAY TO TURN MY LIFE AROUND
Gyutaro: *Appearing from thin air* TODAY IS THE DAY
Douma: AM I THE TYPE OF GUY WHO MEANS WHAT I SAY?
Daki: BET ON IT
Gyutaro: BET ON IT
Rui: BET ON IT
Akaza: BET ON IT
Enmu: YOU CAN BET ON ME
Kokushibo: I'm-
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Enmu, teaching Rui about history: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm-anyway... The British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"
Daki: Where'd you learn you history? A cereal box?
Enmu: What's your point?
Daki: *facepalms*
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Rui and the Gang going on a road trip
Enmu: *arrives full of bags with things he clearly doesn’t need, and doesn’t know how to use*
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Rui and Enmu's Life With the Upper Moons (but mostly Rui's)
FanfictionThis is an au where Rui and Enmu don't die and are taken by Muzan to live with the Upper Moons. Some of the chapters will be Rui writing down events in a journal while others won't. This isn't really a full-blown story and more of a series of onesho...
