Rui: You believe me?
Enmu or Daki: Rui, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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Gyutaro teaching Daki to drive: Okay, you're driving and Enmu and Rui walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Daki: Oh, definitely Enmu. I could never hurt Rui.
Gyutaro, massaging his temple: The brakes Daki. You hit the brakes.
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Daki holding an antique bottle: Is this Whiskey or Perfume?
Enmu: *grabs the bottle and drinks all of it*
Enmu: It's perfume
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Enmu: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Rui: "If??"
Daki: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
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Akaza: Okay Enmu, since when do you speak Latin?
Enmu: I don't. Whenever Gyutaro asks for the names of his plants, I just give him the names of famous rappers.
Gyutaro in the garden: The Ludacrises are coming in great!
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Daki: That better not be what I think it is...
Daki: You better not have brought my diary to school!
Enmu: I had to. I'm doing my book report on it.
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Enmu: settling down a card: Ace of spades.
Daki, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Rui, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Gyutaro, trembling: What are we playing?
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Rui: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Rui: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Daki: Uh... what's up with him?
Enmu: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Rui: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Gyutaro, crying: It's working.
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Enmu: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Daki: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Enmu: And I reserve that right! After all....
Enmu: I bet you wouldn't like the average movie made in 1879!
Daki: There were no movies made in 1879.
Enmu: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Rui: Oooh! Let's go ask Muzan if he saw it in theatres!
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Rui and Enmu's Life With the Upper Moons (but mostly Rui's)
FanficThis is an au where Rui and Enmu don't die and are taken by Muzan to live with the Upper Moons. Some of the chapters will be Rui writing down events in a journal while others won't. This isn't really a full-blown story and more of a series of onesho...
