Cashier Rumble (BNHAxReader)

3. "Somehow this turned into the plot to a Yakuza game."

You stared at Koushin. A yakuza? Him? I mean yeah he looks like it but man you were really hoping your guess was incorrect.

"Okay stop you're joking Koushin."

"(Y/n) I'm not joking. Honestly why do you think these shady as fuck dudes are looking for me?"

"I don't know maybe you guys were going to do perfectly legal activities."

"Why would they try to kill you then???"

"Uhh...."

"Exactly."

"So if you WERE a yakuza, why are they looking for you now?"

"Um...."

"KOUSHIN WHAT DID YOU DO!??"

The shady leader looks between you two, wondering if he should get involved in your bickering. Then he got annoyed that he even had to think that.

"Oi sweetheart, Koushin we're still here."

Koushin looked at the man annoyed, "Obviously we know y'all are still there. Also can you stop being a creep and call her somethin' normal."

"Meh I think I'll continue to call her that knowing it annoys you." Shady dude smirks proud of his accomplishment of annoying Koushin.

"I mean I know why I'm annoyed by him calling me that, but why are you?" You question Koushin with a raised eyebrow.

"What I can't be annoyed at a man calling a girl who I view as a sister, "sweetheart"?"

"Aw man I totally just got sister zoned."

"Dude you're in high school, why would I view you as anything other than that???"

"A girl can dream."

Now the leader was extremely pissed off, this was the second time that he had to interrupt your qUiRkY dialogue.

"THATS IT! KOUSHIN I'M BEATING YOUR ASS!" Clearly this man needs anger management.

The shady man launches towards Koushin, fists out ready to brawl. Unfortunately for him Koushin had to start his shift soon so he wasn't looking to throw down with anyone right now. Koushin quick stepped out of the man's way, before the man could punch him. Mr.Shady fell forward due to the lack of contact, leaving the perfect opening for Koushin to curl his fist and punch his stomach.

"Ooh that looked like it hurt." You of course had to comment on this scene. I mean you don't see a fight everyday- wait no you do, you live in the My hero universe remember?

"Yeah, it's supposed to." Koushin curtly replied to your unnecessary comment.

"You know Koushin, I'm starting to think you actually like me."

"What makes you think I do?" Koushin raises his brow at the start of this new probably weird conversation. Who are we kidding every conversation with you is weird.

"Well you did save my ass earlier, and here you are saving it again."

"..."

"No comment then?"

Koushin continued to be silent the entire time you guys walked to the McDonald's you worked at. What happened to the other guys? Lol idk they probably ran away pussies.

Isn't your job to know and describe these things?

As you and Mr.Yakuza stepped closer to the McDonald's he gave you a weird look. Probably because you were talking to yourself.

"(Y/n) I've kept my mouth shut about this because I just chalked it up to your weird personality but...I'm starting to worry for your mental health."

"Awww you do care about me!"

"Nice dodge of my question."

"Wasn't aware there was a question in your statement." Koushin gives you an incredulous look. I think he's beginning to be done with your bullshit.

"Had no idea you wanted to be a lawyer (Y/n), unfortunately they don't hire crazy people."

"I'll have you know that I'm not crazy and that it's my quirk."

"Uh huh."

"No seriously."

"You being serious? I didn't know you could do that."

"FINE! Because you're pulling my leg here I'll tell you my quirk."

"I didn't ask."

"Don't care." You smirked at him as he gave you a tired look. Again I think he's regretting saving you.

"It's called Fourth-Wall Observer. I am aware of the fact that we live in a fan fiction that some sixteen year old made because she thought it would be funny."

"...You're making that up."

"No that's my actual quirk."

Koushin ignores you and walks into the McDonald's. He clocks in quickly and goes into the men's bathroom to change into his uniform. Koushin was joking before about you being crazy but now he actually thinks you're insane. Congratulations.

Thank you I try my best.

You follow right behind him, clocking in and changing in the female bathroom. Though it probably would have been funny if you also went in the male one, you decided not to push your luck today. You've already tortured poor Koushin enough. Now that you think about it.

Wait I've been calling him by his first name this whole time??

AND HE'S BEEN CALLING ME BY MY FIRST NAME!

"KOUSHIN!" You screamed as soon as you were done changing.

Koushin was already by the cash register when you were done so he came running towards you.

"What is it now!"

"You've been calling me by my first name this entire time!"

"Uh yeah so?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SO???"

"Well you forgot my name and preceded to call me by my first name!"

"Only cuz you've been calling me by my first name longer!"

"This is going no where."

After Koushin said that there was a loud noise at the front of the store. Snapping you two out of your argument.

"Ok what was that? Koushin did you already unlock the door?"

"No I was waiting for your slow ass."

"Then it sure as hell isn't a customer...HEY WAIT I'M NOT SLOW!"

"Not the point (Y/n)."

"Right,right. Should we go check?"

"Fucking probably, stand behind me though."

"Why because I'm a girl???!"

"No because you're stupid."

Koushin slowly tiptoed to the front of the store along with you. You were behind him even though you really wanted to be beside him. When Koushin finally got to the front, where you guys usually were as cashiers, he sighed exasperatedly. Making you question what made him sigh like that beside you. You peek from his back to face what is probably another yakuza here for Koushin's head.

"Seriously I thought it was a ghost or something. This author really likes the yakuza."

"Can you not say any dumb shit that might get you killed (Y/n)?"

"But Koushinnnnnnn, I really wanted this to turn into like one of those survival horror games where we gotta battle a ghost."

"Again stop saying dumb shit."

    Next time on Yakuza: Dollarstore Dragon, Will (Y/n) ever find out why they're on a first name basis? Why does Koushin have the yakuza on his ass? And most importantly why did this take 3 weeks to write? Next time on Yakuza: Dollarstore Drago— Wait I mean Next time on Cahier Rumble!