Cashier Rumble (BNHAxReader)

5."The cover makes sense now."

Yes that's right you guessed it, the man of the hour, the man on the shitty cover I made, the man, the myth, the legend. Dabi's here and he's hungry for some McDonald's nuggets.

"Yeah we know, we kinda just don't give a shit." You answered helpfully as if to actually answer his rhetorical question.

He looked at you two as if you grew two head—Yeah no I'm going to think of a better simile. He looked at you as if you two looked like Simon Cowell after all the plastic surgery he had. He was mad confused at your answer and honestly questioned if he should just burn you guys and make the chicken nuggets himself.

Which is what he did. Y'all burned to a crisp. The end.

Just kidding, I'm not that lazy. Koushin apologized on your behalf unfortunately he decided to use his apology as an opportunity to insult you.

"I'm sorry my guy, she's a little stupid."

"HEY! I'M NOT STUPID!"

"(Y/n) what did you immediately do when this man walked in?"

"Uhhh..."

"I rest my case."

Dabi was beginning to wonder if he should just leave, I mean are chicken nuggets that important? Are they so important that he has to sacrifice himself to continue being in the same room as these idiots?...Is that even a question of course chick nuggets are that important.

"Oi...can I just order now...?"

"Oh yeah sure bro, whatcha want?" You answered quickly tired of arguing with Koushin over your IQ.

"Please order somethin' easy to make, I don't feel like doing my job tonight."

You turned to Koushin after he said it out loud in front of the customer. Miffed you replied to his plea.

"Oh so I'm supposed to be the stupid one, when you just said that in front of a customer? Hmph! And you're going to make me do your job as well? So much for being older and wiser than me!"

You rolled your eyes at the end, ignoring the fact that you both are arguing again in front of a impatient customer who's most definitely a villain. Dabi became irritated at the bickering between the duo, and he decided that he was going to drop the more polite act he put on. I mean it's not really polite but at least he's trying to not be a Karen.

"...If I don't get my nuggets soon I'm burning this place to the ground.." To emphasize and for greater impact he lit a small blue flame in his, he also said the sentence in his most menacing voice possible. Koushin, with his tragic backstory and thuggish origins, wasn't effected by his threat. You on the other hand...were also strangely unaffected, to be honest you were more focused on the blue flame Dabi had lit in his hand.

"YOOOO! That's so cool!" You exclaimed with an excited smile clear on your face.

"Dude just threaten to burn the place down and you're more focused on his quirk? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Nothing! I just think his quirk's cool! You're just jealous that I think he's cooler than you!"

"Fuck off (Y/n), I couldn't care less about whether you think I'm cool or not."

He paused briefly before saying.

"But just for reference...DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'S COOLER THAN ME??!"

You nodded your head triumphantly with a grin on your face. "Yep! And I bet he actually does his job!"

Koushin gasped over dramatically, offended by your words. "Oh no you didn't!"

"Oh yes I did!"

Meanwhile Dabi is even more uncomfortable than he was before. He's kinda just stuck staring at you two bicker once again. He has a feeling that this happens a lot with you two.

"Sigh...Guys can you have your lovers quarrel later...I'm one step away from either burning this place to the ground or running away from you two..."

"Oh sorry bout that sir. What will you have?" You decided to be the bigger person for once and brought your attention back to the customer.

"...Just a ten piece nugget meal..."

"Alright that'll 10$, cash or credit?"

"...cash..."

Koushin then narrowed his eyes suspicious of the man, he stared judgingly while humming.

"Hmmmm, that's pretty suspicious. Any reason you can't pay by card?"

"...How is that any of your business....?"

"Wow, wow there buddy boy, just trying to make sure you ain't suspicious."

"Koushin stop harassing the customer! We need the money and you're totally going to scare him away with your yakuza appearance!"

"I'm not a dingus!"

"Are too."

"Am not."

Dabi sighed again. Stepping away from you two, honestly afraid of you guys. Not a lot of people had this effect on him, be happy.

"Yeah...I'm...just going to go..."

"NO PLEASE THE BOSS WILL CUT MY PAY MORE IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE NUGGETS!" You began to furiously cry dramatically.

"Oi (Y/n) calm down he won't cut your pay. I'll just say it's me who chased him off."

"Aww thanks! I mean you are the one who chased him off, but it's the thought that counts."

Dabi stopped walking and for once in his life decided to take pity on someone. "Alright...I won't leave...just have my nuggets ready soon."

Those words sealed Dabi's fate, because little did he know, that Koushin is the fastest cook on this side of the Wild West— I mean Japan.

Koushin walked at the speed of light to the kitchen, he then furiously cooked the 10 nuggets with peak precision. The oil speeded up just by Koushin glaring at it to go faster. Meanwhile (Y/n) was picking her nails, used to Koushins sonic-like cooking. Dabi sweated looking at both of the cashiers, well now it seems like Koushin's also a cook. Again Dabi was scared for his life. Never has he ever met two people who didn't seem to give a fuck about everything and blatantly disrespect him.

It was only a minute later that the beloved nuggets were ready, each looking cooked to perfection with love and a shit ton of salt.

"Here you go sir!" You handed over the nuggets with a smile, as he brought a ten dollar bill out. Exchanging the nuggets for the bill and putting it in the cash register. After closing the register you looked back up to the man and used your customer killing smile.

"Thank you sir! Have a good day!" Unlike you with your customer service repertoire, Koushin just gave him a blunt response.

"Cool you got the nuggets, now leave."

You sighed again. Koushin really needed to work on his customer service. You shook your head in disappointment.

"Koushin you can't say that."

"Uh huh." He rolled his eyes

Dabi took his nuggets and left quickly, deciding to never think about this weird McDonald's visit again. Let alone tell Toga the story. Boy would that not be fun to watch. The combined 3 brain cells you all would have, would terrify everyone.

Next time on Cashier Rumble! Will Toga find out about Dabi's weird visit? Do I have a plan for this story at all? And is it just me or does Toga remind you of Ditto from Pokémon? Next time on Cashier Rumble!