Cashier Rumble (BNHAxReader)

4."I can't believe I actually miss getting normal characters."

  This day has been fucking terrible. It had to be because it's taken place over three chapters. The yakuza mentioned last chapter was of course looking for Koushin, fortunately he seemed more reasonable than the last yakuza you met.

"Sup Koushin."

"What the hell dude you can't just break into here and then just say 'Sup'"

"I mean I technically can, because I just did." The man said in a way as if he was saying 'duh'.

"Sigh." Koushin sighed at his 'friend'. Obviously not wanting to talk to the man any further. You decided to let Koushin handle his 'buddy' and set up shop. You counted the change that you had to put into the register, when you remembered that last chapter you were going to have a serious conversation about Koushin calling you by your first name.

"Oi!"

"Shut up!" Both of the men yelled at the child. Koushin quickly realized though that what he said was wrong. Unlike the other man who was annoyed by your presence.

"Look I'm sorry (Y/n), but can't you see we're having an important exposition heavy conversation? I mean you can be mad about me calling you by your first name later."

"Sigh, fine but you have to tell me what's going on first."

"Yeah I'm going to jump in here." The man who broke in decided to interrupt your conversation, probably as pay back.

"Koushin maybe you shouldn't get this girl more involved then she already is? Telling her is just going to get her more involved. Honestly my boss is convinced thanks to your little stunt earlier, that she's your girlfriend or something."

"MY GIRLFRIEND??!?" The look of utter shock on Koushin's face made you kinda offended. I mean you aren't that bad to look at. I did describe you as beautiful.

"Oi I'm not that bad looking!" You just had to say your peace, because again you aren't that bad.

"I'm objecting because you're a minor and I'm an adult. I'm sorry but I don't want ANYONE to think I'm a pedo."

"Well clearly you're doing a bad job at it Koushin, everyone thinks you and the girl are dating."

"Lol."

"(Y/n) did you just say "lol." out loud?"

"Yeah."

"Sigh, and you wonder why I don't want people to think we're dating."

"Point is, don't tell her Koushin."

"Yeah I'mma not listen to you. (Y/n) my names Tachibana Koushin, I'm kinda well known in yakuza sphere right now, on a count of me leaving my clan and most people thinking I murdered my boss."

"Oh, that's cool."

"REALLY??! THATS ALL YOU'RE GOING TO SAY??"

"Yep. So that's why everyone's after you?"

"Sigh, yes that's why everyone's after me right now. Maybe I should just quit or something."

"WHAT NO!"

"Oh so now you care about me? Whatever, why should I stay huh?"

"Yeah I'm going to interrupt your lovers quarrel. Koushin my boss decided to leave you alone for now, can't promise anything about everyone else. I suggest you just make sure you don't get close to anyone else."

"Huh, that's cool alright I won't get close to anyone else."

The man whom I still haven't given a name yet because I'm too lazy, was beginning to leave when you opened your mouth to say probably the weirdest thing at that moment.

"Wait! Do you wanna order something?" Koushin turned to look at you with utter confusion on his face. It's pretty understandable because that was pretty weird to say.

It can't be that weird?

Oh I decided to write your thoughts again good, it's always fun to write responses to them. Anywhore yeah it's pretty weird (Y/n), dude just broke into this place to discuss yakuza business with your coworker.

"Nah I'm good, McDonald's is shit anyway."

The nameless yakuza walks away to probably go terrorize some other budding coupl—I mean go bother some other cashiers.

"Really that's what you say to him? "Do you wanna order something?""

"Sigh, let's pretend I didn't."

"Whatever you command all-knowing one."

Finally maybe this shitty yakuza plot can go away and we can do the plot that I meant to do.

Huh? What do you mean original plot you meant to do?

Oh nothing, nothing.

Koushin unlocks the front door to the store after the nameless man left, which begs the question on how he left but I don't care enough to answer it. Koushin walks back to the cashier as you stand waiting for the regular customers to show and ask for McDonald's at an ungodly hour. As expected a customer comes as soon as the doors are unlocked. I swear they have a timer for this thing. The man that steps into the McDonald's was just as shady if not more as the guy that broke in.

"I swear to god if this is a villain..."

"Whatcha gonna do (Y/n)? Annoy him to death?"

"You guys...know I can hear you...right?" The villain said as menacingly as he could for dramatic effect. Or at least I'm guessing that's the reason he said it menacingly.

The man had black spiking hair and blue eye—

Find out next time on Cashier Rumble!