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big ego


big ego
sorry about every account ever posting about you

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don't worry about it
not your fault

big ego
I'm still sorry about it
you shouldn't have to deal with that just because you are friends with me
or the others

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well you are forgiven if that makes you feel any better about it

big ego
they know more about you than I do

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they should take up a career in the FBI with those kind of skills

big ego
i have been saying that for so long
everyone always laughs at me about it

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no seriously though
none of my current friends have posted anything about my degree
they would have to do some major digging for that
I don't even know how they figured that out

big ego
really?

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I have a couple ideas but even then no idea how they found any of those people

big ego
the gossip pages must be working overtime than I guess

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fr

big ego
anything else I can know about you that they might figure out

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hmmmmmmmmmm
well I'm not sure if they will be able to figure out my favourite colour and shows but

big ego
don't underestimate them

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well my fav colour is purple and my fav show is criminal minds or gossip girl
I wouldn't be able to choose
maybe even add the office and Brooklyn 99 to that list

big ego
might have to start watching some of those shows

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only watch criminal minds if you can deal with gore
I've lost a friend over it

big ego
how do you even manage to loose a friend over a tv show

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well
I may or may of called them a pussy
but like that's not even bad
if you read any description about the show or even take into account the name is quite literally 'criminal minds' it's pretty obvious what it is about
not my fault they are a dumbass

big ego
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
well they are a pretty big dumbass
even I know what it's about just by the name

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well if you think they are dumb then they definitely are
I mean that in an offensive way
not sweet
noticed that when I sent it

big ego
damn
why did you have to burst my bubble like that
anyways I have to go
I have qualifying

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good luck

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