a perfect coincidence ∞ lando norris

t w e n t y - t w o

get Marcus to watch Gossip Girl ™

Lina
okay quick question
real quick

Mark
you going to send the question orrrr

Lina
no
I needed to get you lot's attention

Cecilia
for what

Lina
I think I just ran someone over

Tessticales
WHAT

Quinn
HUH

Cecilia
WHY ARE YOU TEXTING US??

Mark
HELP THEM WTF??

Lina
okay now I truly have your attention
idk what to wear to a job interview

Quinn
Go for a nice black skirt and a white blouse

Tessticales
what about the person you ran over
are they okay??

Lina
yeah they are fine
I barely even hit them
my car took my more damage

Cecilia
you did not actually hit someone.

Lina
I'm not sure tbh
I could of been an animal, a person or an object

Mark
Lina what the fuck.

Lina
just got out to check
it was a bird

Quinn
RIP

Cecilia
it didn't deserve that

Lina
it was a seagull

Tessticales
nvm
it deserved it

Mark
what did that seagull do to you

Tessticales
stole my fish right out the box
the twat just swooped down and grabbed it

Cecilia
a seagull stole my ikea donut

Quinn
omg I remember that

Cecilia
I remember it all too well

Mark
AND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN

Tessticales
JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE

Quinn
SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST

Cecilia
I'M A CRUMPLED UP PIECE OF PAPER LYING HERE

Mark
CAUSE I REMEMBER IT ALL, ALL, ALL

Quinn
THEY SAY ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL

Cecilia
BUT I'M IN A NEW HELL EVERYTIME YOU DOUBLE CROSS MY MIND

Tessticales
YOU SAID IF WE HAD BEEN CLOSER IN AGE THEN MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE

Cecilia
AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE

Lina
what should I do with the dead bird

Quinn
Oh damn I forgot about that

Mark
leave it
people always do that

Cecilia
you wouldn't do that to a person

Lina
idk I might have if it weren't for you guys

Mark
we saved you from becoming a murderer

Tessticales
you are so welcome

Cecilia
god we are awesome