Barbie Oppenheimer

When I was in school, I was starkly a rotten rhymer but ever since I left Archie, I've gotten finer, all over my feed I'm seeing Barbie and Oppenheimer, people showing up to the launch parties wearing hot designers, it's like a box office derby and I'm watching neither, I would rather they starve me while they get proper fibre, sank my teeth into the game partly and it stuck to my top incisors, think your bars can scar me? You're washed like pots in diners, giving out these bars free and there's no limits so stop the timer

He's got a lot of gumption he was under the assumption that his rhymes had really stumped them, boggled their brains and left them unable to function like unstable cars at junctions

Fellas in relationships, show perseverance, why are you spending big on a girl who bought her purse in clearance? She's got a lot of traits but you wonder where's endearment? We all know love's curse is vehemence, is there any phrase worse than "be a gent"?

Back in year 8, I wrote my first rap with Mathew, it went a little something like "I like Minecraft you can build a raft" we didn't get much further before the room filled with laughs, looking back on it I laugh too, I have to because those lyrics were kinda daft, back then I thought poetry was kinda naff, never expected it to one day be my path

Now I'm on that Electrolysis, correct orifice, select politics, Tourette's holla tics, collect dollar tips except Wolowitz, expect horror clips, respect collar flicks, detect sorrow pics, yeah, you know Revilo's style reflects Zorro's tricks

When times get tough, writing rhymes is my scapegoat, I hope reading them helps people who are struggling in the same boat