MEMES/SKITS TIME!!!

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MEMES... thats all there is to it. Oh and Skits as well. Oh and something's damaged in the system...

Velikan/Me: Okay, everyone!

The audience looked at Velikan as he paused the screen

Velikan/Me: We will be taking a quick break from the viewing. So enjoy some memes! Or skits... idfk.

Velikan soon left as he switched the screen to something different and everyone payed attention, some were curious as to why he started a break, some were annoyed that a break started and wanted to see more, and some wanted to see some memes

First MEME.

'Whispering'
(Thinking)
*in the distance*
^Action^
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We see some of the Flamechasers and fireteam exodus... staring at one, big, hole in the ground that has blocked their path.

Kevin: That is one big hole...

Aponia: I wonder what caused this big gap...

SAKURA: Probably a very stong honkai beast.

Hua: Or just natural disasters.

Kalpas: AGH. But still, we cant get across!

Dallas: *Are you sure about that!?*

The Flamechasers squad looked at the fireteam and saw them with... rocket launchers...

Adam: wtf...

Kevin: Oh boy... not this shit...

HoFi Kiana: Wait what do you mean not this again?

Kalpas: Your about to see them being dumbasses...

Eden: I wouldn't say dumbasses. Just... them thinking ideas in a more chaotic way...

Kalpas: Still being dumbasses.

Welt: Well this should be interesting.

Eden: Are those rocket launchers?

Fireteam Exodus: Mhm.

Kevin: ^Deep breath^ But why though?

Kai: You shall see.

The guardians load up their rpgs and aims towards the big gap

Dallas: GENTLEMEN! READY...

Kai: ^Aims RPG^

Dallas: Aim... ^Aims RPG^

Zeke: ^Aims RPG^

Dallas: FIRE!

Fireteam Exodus: ^Fires RPGS and Strand grapples onto their rockets^ WOOOOOOOOOOO/ YEEEEEEAAAAAH/ HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

Lyle, Adam and Carole: YOOOOOOOO!

Tesla: WTF!?

Einstein: ... What the hell?

Apho Mei: Well thats... certainly... a unique idea... ^Laughs nervously^

Apho Bronya: ^Looks at her moon ring^ hmm... that might just work.

Dr.MEI: ... why wasn't i informed of this ^Looks at KEVIN^

KEVIN: Well... it wasn't need to know.

Dr.MEI: ... Fair enough...

Kalpas: ^Sighs^ Dumbasses...

The Flamechasers just look at them with the most deadpan look as they soar into the fucking air with rockets and strand grapples and the screen cuts to black.

Everyone in the theatre was flabbergasted by the guardians actions and are... rethinking if their truly smart or just acting like children... well the serious ones are.

Velikan/Me: Alright, this one is a meme picture.

Velikan switches the screen and shows a picture that may or may not be taking hits at Kiana's fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Velikan switches the screen and shows a picture that may or may not be taking hits at Kiana's fight for all that is beautiful in the world

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Both Kianas: ..........

Lyle: Damn!

Su: Bruh. ^facepalms^

Himeko: Wooooow. Wooooow so its like that huh?

Aponia: ^Sigh^ guardians....

Veliona: Pfft.

Mistelin: What does it mean by what it says?

Velkian/Me: Okay so. For the fight for all that is beautiful in the world is well a noble and righteous goal that Kiana and Himeko made. While the fight for loot, is one that Dallas, Zeke and Kai made just to mess and is also a sub goal for them.

Prometheus: Wait just collecting loot is a sub goal for them?

Velikan/Me: Yes.

HoT Mei: .... Thats just stupid.

Velikan/Me: Well they've been doing this for how long? Like three eras now.

HoT Mei: That is a fair point.

HoF Kiana: But why they gotta just insult my goal!?

Velikan/Me: Well it's just a joke they don't mean it like that.

HoF Kiana: I know ^Pouts^...

Velikan/Me: Alright... Well, break time is over.

Velikan switches the screen back to the first era, and so the show has continued

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Author: Yo. Sorry I took sometime making this and sorry if it's short. I was just reading other things and just being lazy. But I have an idea for a story that I will reveal soon. But I hope you enjoyed this book and I'll see you... whenever I make the next chapter.

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