A Slight Smile is Very Charming

Part 12: White Robe Red Shadow

YuGong comes back on and says weakly: "I'm hurt."

MoZhaHim (Don'tHitHim) despises him: "A guy like you can get hurt from falling on your butt?"

YuGong says angrily: "I'm hurt inside!  I'm talking about inside!"

Wei Wei: ">o<, you guys are roommates?"

Wei Wei has suspected that they know each other and live together in real life from their speech; they're probably also fourth year students because she has seen them talking about graduation internship work.  But Wei Wei has never been interested in how other players in the game are in real life, so she never asks, but she blurts it out this time.

MonkeyWine: "We are in the same dorm."

As expected!

Wei Wei looks at NaiHe subconsciously; so the Great Master is also a university student like herself?  Why does it feel surreal?  The Great Master should be.......

>_<

She can't think of how he should really be......

YuGong says: "Third sister-in-law, NaiHe often doesn't come home at night.  You should keep an eye on him."

MoZhaHim: "He doesn't come home in the morning either!"

Wei Wei is dumbstruck.

NaiHe explains: "I will come back immediately when the dorm room is not filled with half a month's worth of your socks."

MoZhaHim talks back immediately: "You might as well continue to stay outside."

Wei Wei is speechless.  She has heard stories of guys washing their socks together after they have scattered over ten dirty pairs each.  She can't believe the guys here are exactly like this.  She suddenly remembers YuGong and the others talking about hacking into other people's computers, so she asks curiously: "Could it be that you guys are in Computer Science?"

"Bingo!"

What a coincidence = =

Wei Wei replies: "......Me too."

"......"

"You're our junior (female) classmate then!"

YuGongClimbsAMountain: "It's over.  The ratio of guys and girls in Computer Science is 9 to 1.  Seeing how tough and valiant she is, could she actually be a junior male classmate?"

Wei Wei: ">o<"

Wei Wei feels a little embarrassed: "Am I really that tough?  As in my intro......"

Her words shock YuGong.

YuGong responds: "No, no.  It's good.  It's definitely rousing the apathetic (so loud that even the deaf can hear)."

Rousing the apathetic......

Wei Wei feels as if she's been hurt inside; if YuGong's literacy teacher found out that he used "rousing the apathetic" this way, would the teacher cry out loud?

MonkeyWine suggests: "It's good, but I think it's better to change the phrase 'leave the man behind.'  There are four guys here, so how will people know whom you're abducting?  The audience will be confused."

NaiHe says: "They won't be confused.  There's no need to change it."

MonkeyWine: "???"

NaiHe: "There is no value in abducting you guys."

Therefore......

They PK vigorously again; it's three against one this time.

Wei Wei stares at the sky speechlessly.  She hasn't even abducted anyone yet, and those who are supposed to be abducted are already in a quarrel with each other.