A Slight Smile is Very Charming

Part 29: The most terrific party in history

In 0.1 seconds, Wei Wei rushes offline.

During the first second she's off, Wei Wei's thoughts are: Good thing I ran quickly.

After a second, Wei Wei starts thinking back over it: Why the heck did I go offline. It was just a joke. Wouldn't running off like this make it seem like I have a guilty conscience? This won't do! One must behave with calmness. If one isn't actually calm, then one must appear matchlessly calm.

Therefore, Wei Wei crawls on again. As soon as she goes on, she sees her husband, with his white robes lightly flowing in the wind, standing together with MoZhaHim. Scrambling to speak before they do, Wei Wei sends an angry emoticon.

"I got disconnected (connection dropped)!"

"......"

In a certain male dorm in University A, a certain guy called Hao Mei choked; turned to look at a certain someone who, because he couldn't find an empty space, had placed his laptop on his knees and logged into the game, "Your wife is truly talented."

"Thank you for your flattery." Xiao Nai says this modestly without even thinking about it. But his face is covered in a "of course my wife is very talented" expression. The corners of his mouth held a slight smile, his eyes that are attentively looking at the computer are sparkling, and his slender fingers are slowly typing out on the keyboard: "The internet on campus is indeed not too stable."

This time, it's Wei Wei's turn to choke.

How come seeing the Great Master being so acceptive of this gives her an absolutely horrified feeling inside. Wei Wei can't help but think about the unfortunate EvilBloodOath who had offended the Great Master so long ago. There was no sign at all prior to the Great Master taking action. It's clear that he is definitely the type that can endure ten years of waiting for revenge. Forget it, if this was a bomb, then let it explode the earlier the better; the deeper it gets buried, the fiercer the explosion will be.

However, even though Wei Wei has already decided to take the heroic path, she can't avoid the final battle. It is said that attacking is the best defense...

So.

Wei Wei: "Eh, I heard that someone called you to confess today."

As soon as these words popped up, Xiao Nai glanced at Hao Mei. Hao Mei is looking fixedly at his computer. A drop of sweat slides down from his forehead.

Xiao Nai smiles slightly and calmly replies.

ASmileNaiHe: "Today, the only person who called was to invite me to play the guzheng at the graduation evening party."

"......"

After a spell of silence.

MoZhaHim: "YuGong's calling me to give him a back massage. I'm logging off, logging off."

He disappears in a wink.

Wei Wei wishes she can drag him back and give him 80 butt slaps with a hard wooden plank. How could he bring back such falsified intelligence?  It's like harming others without consequences.

In game, on the banks of the lotus pond, the white-robed musician has already sat down and is pensively playing the zither: "My wife, please be at ease. I have not been confessed to since I was young."

Wei Wei's expression becomes awkwardly embarrassed. If you haven't been confessed to, then you haven't been confessed to. Did you have to deliberately emphasize the four words "since I was young"? The Great Master definitely did it on purpose.