*Random passenger pulls emergency brake.*
Mr conductor: WHO IN THE BLAZES APPLIED THAT EMERGENCY BRAKE!?
Random passenger: He did!
Mr Conductor: You. *Throws him off the train at next station.*

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*Random passenger pulls emergency brake.*
Mr conductor: WHO IN THE BLAZES APPLIED THAT EMERGENCY BRAKE!?
Random passenger: He did!
Mr Conductor: You. *Throws him off the train at next station.*