Thomas: *Watches mashed's grand theft loco parody*
Thomas: Hey siri.
Siri: Yes?
Thomas: Where's the nearest cliff?
Siri: One and a half miles away.
Thomas: one and a half miles? Bet! I'm on my wa-
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Thomas: *Watches mashed's grand theft loco parody*
Thomas: Hey siri.
Siri: Yes?
Thomas: Where's the nearest cliff?
Siri: One and a half miles away.
Thomas: one and a half miles? Bet! I'm on my wa-