Expand My Domain | Oneshots | JJk

Juju Sanpo • 1 (ft. Second years)

-----------►In which all of you gossip about Gojo's love life right in front of him.

Gojo promised the four of you second years; Toge, Panda, Maki and you on a fun outing (definitely not a mission). However when all the drivers of Jujutsu High are busy, you were all forced to travel by train.

And here you all are, three of you dressed in uniform, looking like cult members with a big panda on the side, all led by a lanky six foot teacher.
You, Maki, Toge and panda stood in a row, with Gojo sticking close by. You hear Toge and Panda yawn, as you tried to suppress your own.

Maki, the only one who looked like they've slept, glanced at the each of you. "You all good? What's with the eye bags."

In which you all hurriedly nodded.

"Sha-ke."

"Yep, the best I've ever been."

"I'm panda, my under-eyes are always black."

Maki gave the three of you an odd look, but nothing more.

You look around out of boredom. The train was pretty occupied but as per usual, it was silent. You notice something strange.

"Guys." You whispered, nudging whoever was next to you. "What the hell, people are doing a double take on Gojo sensei."

Make shrugged. "They're also doing it to Panda."

You shook your head viciously. "No, not like that, they were staring at Gojo sensei and taking pictures. Their eyes were literally popping out." You observed, continuing to stare those people down.

Maki leaned against the wall behind her, resting her shoulders. "Well can't blame 'em, he looks goofy as hell. Who wears sunglasses inside a train?"

You shake your head again, this time in horror. "Nah, I think they find Gojo sensei attractive." You concluded.

Maki pulled a face. You laugh. Neither of you caring about the fact that Gojo was standing right next to you.

"You think Gojo sensei will ever get a girlfriend?"

"Probably not." Panda, who didn't seem interested in the conversation, suddenly joined in.

"Absolutely not." Maki emphasised, her eyes widening from disgust. "It'll be a challenge as it is to not go insane just talking to him. Let alone him dating someone. God, just the thought of it makes me sick." Maki shuddered.

"Nobody will be able to put up with him." Panda agreed.

"And if by some miracle, someone does put up with him, they have my full respect. That's one thing I'll never achieve in my life."

You stifle a laugh. "That's a bit harsh on Gojo Sensei." You admitted. "But I do feel bad for whoever's going to have to put up with him in the future."

"Save your pity for ourselves. He's sticking around until we graduate."

Toge sent you all a wary look, signalling to the three of you that Gojo was blatantly looking at you all, not even hiding the fact that he's listening.