What I imagine them to be like
Gojo Satoru
-Bros the type to use infinity for extra girth (saw this on a tt comment section, couldn't take my mind off since)
-Bros the type to super glue coins on paths and watch people trying to pick it up (someone actually did this to me)
-Bros the type to make 9 year olds cry on roblox (Those were good times)
-Bros the type to buy a complete set of jigsaw puzzles, take one piece out and gift it to someone else.
-Bros the type to watch his own edits
-Bros the type to have a tier list of his best moments in fights
-Bros the type to start barking when losing an argument
-Bros the type to laugh at his own jokes
-Bros the type to have a diabolical digital footprint from his teenage years
Geto Suguru
-Bros the type to use pictures of monkeys to help puke bad stuff out of his system
-Bros the type to have drip
-Bro probably gives good head ngl, no gag reflex if you know what I mean. He's unstoppable.
-Bros the type to have a skin care routine
Toji Fushiguro
-Bros the type to go into a restaurant and eat someone's leftovers
-Bros the type to be a sugar baby
-Bros the type to tell a toddler to 'tough it up'
-Bros the type to use spit as hair gel
-Bros the type to chew gums he finds under tables
-Bros the type to drink from a swimming pool
-Bros the type to save people from thieves so he can steal from them instead
-Bros the type to use his tears to season his food
Ryomen Sukuna
-Bros the type to use your head as a nutcracker
-Bros the type to use you as a foot rest
-Bros the type to slaughter a path out when stuck in a crowd
Mahito
-Bros defo the type to watch all Human centipede movies and enjoy it
-Bros the type to lock up severe lactose intolerants and leave them with nothing to drink except milk
-Bros the type to stink
Itadori Yuji
-Bros the type to accidentally suffocate himself under the covers to block out sunlight
-Bros the type to say the most cancellable things because he doesn't know better
-Bros the type to accidentally strangle himself with wired earphone
-Bros the type to eat his own boogers
-Bros the type to think pads have flavours
Kenjaku
-Bros the type to take back shots for the plot
-Bros the type to put it back in when it slips out
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Expand My Domain | Oneshots | JJk
Fanfiction"People usually don't forget about me." Gojo stated. "But there's nothing memorable about you." You responded, not meaning to offend. "You're not jaw-dropping." You elaborated on your previous statement. "Kind of hot but that's about it." You added...
