Expand My Domain | Oneshots | JJk

HC: Would they treat you right? Pt.1

Im going to try to write them as canon as possible. No fanon.

• Gojo Satoru
- Probably not.
- Depends on your definition of treating you right.
-  That is if he even has a significant other at all. To be fair, him having a significant other will be highly unlikely due to him being the literal strongest, literally single handedly balancing the powers between sorcerers and curses, would make him unable to experience normal human interactions (because he isn't normal, bros literally born a special grade and canonically perfect at everything.) you would have to pull a Geto and be able to make Gojo feel he could be him around you, and not just solely 'the strongest'. Then would you have a chance being his significant other.
- And if you do manage to make him feel sincere around you (pulling a Geto) and he'd truly regard you as his significantly other, he would treat you so damn right. Basically you'd get the full Geto treatment. Literally thinking about you all the time, obsessed with you, cannot get over you, attention seeking for you. But he'd still be annoying as hell around you.
-Will sometime have deep convos with you but very rarely you'll see his vulnerable side even if he can be sincere with you.
-Can be very romantic.
-Are sometimes clingy when you don't pay enough attention to him - he is an ATTENTION SEEKER.
-"Babe, c'mon don't ignore me. Is your phone that interesting? I can entertain you so much better."
- HOWEVER, if you were just a rando that he hooked up with. He'd not treat you right, don't even think about it. You'd just be someone he'd keep around and cut contact when gets bored of you.
- Bottom line is, if you want Gojo to treat you right, be Geto.

• Geto Suguru
- Girl dad Geto, he definitely is capable of treating you right.
- But first you can't be a monkey. If you're a monkey, you're out of the game. He'd bathe in sanitiser every time he's interacted with you. So don't even think about him treating you right.
- But, if you can use cursed energy then it'll be a very different story.
- This man is canonically attractive and Gege said two of his assistants work for him for the sole reason that he is attractive so you'd have competition.
- But if you do hit the jackpot and is willing to join his silly little cult for him and he finds you attractive then you win at life.
- No matter how much work he has, he'd always tend to you, shower you with attention, ALWAYS make time for the two of you.
-"Aw did you miss me? You did? I'm all yours tonight."
- Such a boyfriend material.
- Make you dinner, mentally notes down what you like and don't like.
-Take such good care of you like he's your third parent.
-Being a gentleman, opening the car door for you etc.
-Occasionally will let his goofier side come out when around you and doesn't have to put up the scary authoritative side for his cult.  
-As long as you're not a monkey then all is well.

• Sukuna
-He'd decapitate you before anything else 🥰
-Don't even think about him treating you right. He won't.
-Even before him becoming a curse, he is a narcissist.
-You're nothing but a toy for him.
-The furtherest you can get is probs becoming one of his concubine that serves him.
-If you displease him in any way or even looked at him wrong, then bye bye, you getting chopped up tofu style.
-Will degrade you, spit on you, make you worship him, find ways to humiliate you and torment you. (I'll probably let him tbh)
-"Keep your head low, whore."
-Overall a piece of shit.

• Nanami Kento
-DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY IT FOR THIS ONE?
-This ones reserved for the daddy issue girlies out there.
-As Ijichi said, adults of the adults. Very responsible, that includes to you.
-Innately a provider and once officially starting a relationship with this man, your comfort will be his top priority. He'd naturally think everything about you is his responsibility.
-Just a family man, will cook for you, care for you. A very traditional man with traditional values, except he respects woman, but he does want to be the breadwinner of the house.
-Spoil you rotten when he's not exhausted from work.
-"Honey, what did I say? Stay in bed, let me take care of you."
-He's the type that just does everything right. Just so responsible. Canonically, he doesn't want to start a family until he retires, and I think it is because he doesn't want to widow his significant other if he dies exercising curses and leaving you, which is a irresponsible thing to do, and he is anything but that.
-A dom for sure.

• Mahito
- Wake up. The only treatment you're getting from it is the disfiguration treatment.
- If you ever tell him that you liked him, he'd first laugh his flat ass off, then grab your hair before showing you to kenjaku and that goofy ass volcano and make you repeat your confession and try to get them to laugh with him. Because it would be the funniest thing he has ever heard.
-And then he'd kill you.
-But for entertaining him, he'd maybe torture you less.
-"I take everything back. Humans are funny little things. Maybe I'll keep a few around next time~ What do you think of my idea Kenjaku?"

• Toji
-It is surprising but I do think he will treat you right, under the right conditions.
- But depends on how important you are to him. Just look at Megumi Mama. He'd treat you right if you can fix him. But let's be real, none of us can fix him. Highly unlikely.
-But if you can 'fix him' then you'd mean the world to him.
-But after Megumi Mama passed and you are a random that he took interest in, he'd maybe just use you, and you won't really mean much to him. He'd be misogynistic, definitely a red flag, probably won't respect you that much.
-However he won't be horrendous at treating women like Naoya level, at least Toji can hide his misogynistic views, Toji would still have game and until he gets his way with you, he'd put on the nice guy act. Even Shiu said that Toji only pays for women when taking them to dinner.
-"Gorgeous, want to come to my place tonight?"
-I imagine him using pet names all the time. Sweetheart, honey, darling, baby. You name it and he'll say it.

Send in your prompts~