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HC: Arguing with them

What's arguing with Jjk men like? Again as realistic as possible.

Nanami Kento
-Arguing with him is quite difficult. He is mature, logical, unproblematic, patient, the embodiment of green flag.
-You as his partner would likely to be emotionally mature as well, otherwise he wouldn't be attracted to you. So arguments between you two are very rare. Also he has so much patience for you. He is a patient man in general, but ridiculously loving and patient to the ones he loves.
-However, despite you being emotionally mature and unproblematic just like him, sometimes you like to push his buttons when you want to stir something up. Because you have a thing for Nanami getting pissed, and you're pretty shameless with it. Sometimes you'd tease him, like poke fun at him, nothing toxic but you'd make little comments that you know will get under his skin. Like doing annoying petty little things to him such as him asking you to pass the salt at dinner. "Honey, would you mind passing me the salt?" And instead of passing it to him, you nudge it further away. The first few times of your attempts, he wouldn't mind, sweeping it right under the rug as he knows what you are doing. But as you annoy him more and more, he'd give you a reaction like how you wanted.
-However those are not very serious and more of a playful situation, and on a very rare occasion where the both you do get into a serious debate/disagreement about something, Nanami will stay level headed and calm as he talks the issue out.
-If you ever get really upset, he'd first give you some time, then later will come find you and apologise for making you feel upset then very calmly sort the problem between you two.
-Will apologise first.

Gojo Satoru
-Surprisingly you two don't argue often. Most of the time will be the two of you arguing with everyone else about something that you or Gojo started for no particular reason. Gojo's always tryna start something, like throwing questions such as 'bread or rice?' In front of a known rice lover and a known bread lover and watch people beef over something he started.
-No serious arguments but the two of you are always in each other's faces for whatever reason. Like accidentally matching fits and trying to make the other change. Or you walking in on Gojo literally licking your cheesecake clean while promising he hasn't seen your cheesecake. Or when you refill the fridge and it is starting to fill up and stuff is falling out, instead of reorganising so that everything fits, you shut the fridge really quickly before everything falls out and let Gojo deal with it the next time he opens the fridge.
-You guys spend a lot of time fighting despite having one of the busiest schedules being top sorcerers and if not fighting about whatever, you two usually make good use of what precious time you guys had viscously flirting. It sort of became a thing between you two of who has better game - at the expense of others around you. The flirting especially disgusted Nanami. Like deadass, became so frequent and everyone got so fed up around you two that the officials had to say something about the violent flirting you guys would do whether on missions or on Jujutsu high campus.
-On very rare occasions where the two of you would have a disagreement would be because you two have different values, that's when things get a little more serious.
-Silent treatment. From both sides.
-Neither of you will apologise but things always turns out fine for you guys.

Geto Suguru
-You'll never win an argument against Geto.
-Quite emotionally mature, so not very easy to upset him. He can tolerate things pretty well without getting too annoyed, an outcome of having Gojo as his best friend.
-It isn't easy to upset him, but not impossible. When you do get into a heated argument with him, you are always at a clear disadvantage as Geto uses his words very well and always seems to know what to say. His logic is clear and lays out the problems very clearly, and therefore solves the issue rather quickly.
-Even when he's pissed, he still manages to remain polite with you. The most he will do to express his displeasure is probably be extremely passive aggressive, saying minimum words while causing maximum damage. Politely insulting, relentlessly sarcastic.
-But his make-up game is impeccable. Flowers, cheesy gifts, dinners, he knows you can't resist him for long, also the fact that he'd do anything to win you back.
-Both will apologise.

Fushiguro Toji
-If you're Megumi Mama, he'd never go against you. Always, always on your side. Your words are his law.
-But if you're just a girlfriend he adores, I can't imagine him giving a shit about who's right or wrong. Will probably go along with whatever you say, just to keep you happy. Doesn't really care.
-Occasionally will slip out absurdly misogynistic views about women, and says he's only kidding when seeing you upset. (He's not kidding)
-You'd be probably just someone he keeps around, he tolerates you pretty well, but if you piss him off bad, he'd threaten you non verbally by a more than comfortable grip around your waist, large hands wrapped around your jaw, a stern look etc. And it usually does the trick to silent you.
-Other than that he's a pretty chill, gentle guy.
-He will apologise, to him it's only words, he just never means it.

Ryomen Sukuna
-Lmao let's put the arguing aside, you be six feet under ground if he felt like your head is up a little too high.
-Since he is canonically a massive foodie he'd maybe let it slide if you're an indescribably good cook and that he couldn't find a second person that could cook the same as you. But even still if you dare talk back to him or not on your knees for long enough, you're getting chopped up.

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