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Most to Least Likely to Consider Marrying Their Own Reflection:

1. Leo: YASS
2. Libra: Sure, because no one's as perfect as me
3. Gemini: Which side of me will I marry today?
4. Aquarius: Yes. I'm someone I can actually stand.
5. Virgo: No one to bother me.
6. Aries: Me + me!! So much fun!!
7. Sagittarius: Is that legal because I wanna try it.
8. Capricorn: Sure, but what's the point of marrying myself?
9. Pisces: Kinda would...never alone again.
10. Scorpio: No, I can't give all this love to myself??
11. Taurus: Mmm.. No, I need someone to cuddle me.
12. Cancer: HELL NAH

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