Zodiac Signs

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The Signs as I Personally Know Them:

Aries: Strong as hell, emotionally & physically. Will not hesitate to put you in your place. Is also very sensitive underneath their thick skin, but is embarrassed when people see that side of them.

Taurus: Will do anything to make someone laugh. Is extremely smart when they apply themselves, but is the best at procrastinating & being late. Loves their friends more than their family, and acts out when they don't feel loved enough. Extremely loyal, and very blunt.

Gemini: Very sweet at first. Funny & too smart for their own good. Tries to do everything to make other people happy, but often forgets about themselves. Hates straying from habits & likes to be kept in their comfort zone. Good actors... Oh! & lies out of their ass.

Cancer: Too emotional & moody. Is always heart broken in some way, and will do things for others to make themselves feel better. Making people happy is their one goal. Very creative & likes to take charge, but not take credit for doing so.

Leo: Complains about people complaining. Can be a huge piss baby when things don't go their way. Likes to pick fights only if they know they will win them. Very smart, but lazy. Is sweet to people close to them, but cold when they treat them badly. Blows things out of proportion.

Virgo: Very poetic. Great writers. Gets passionate about everything they do. Sarcasm is their second language. Complains a lot because they like it when people feel bad for them. They need a lil attention to feel better about themselves. Great speaking voices.

Libra: Craves attention & seeks it out in the wrong way. Will not stop until they get what they want; in a good & bad way. Loyal friends, always cute & funny. Very flirty & charismatic. Will always show you an adventure.

Scorpio: Comes off as ditzy, but it actually really smart under all those great looks. Puts their all into everything. Very emotional, but very bad at showing it. Their friends are their everything. When they love, they love hard. Cutest laugh & is surprisingly poetic.

Sagittarius: The most creative. Is never afraid to make fun of themselves. Procrastinates, but always ends up getting everything done superbly. Is nice to everyone they meet, even if they don't particularly like them too much. Is very good at easing a situation.

Capricorn: Very stubborn but so intelligent it'll knock your socks off. Funny in a sarcastic dick kinda way, but still charming. Very easy to talk to & has great music taste. Isn't good at showing feelings, mostly because they have none. But when they do, man do they.

Aquarius: The most beautiful, with the lowest self esteem. Tries so hard, but doesn't need to. Their cries for help are subtle, but when they get to a breaking point, they break hard & loud. Very mixed emotionally. Can be very funny when comfortable around people. Often gets mad when people don't know what they're thinking. Has no clue what they want to do in life, but are determined to do something.

Pisces: Great taste in everything. Quiet, but loud when they're around friends. Easy going and knows all the underground music & stores. Hip & will never admit it. Coming off as confident, they're mostly insecure. Will never do bad to a friend.