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Signs When Meeting Their Lover's Family:

Aries: "Okay, cool, but when will I be able to kick all of your asses in Wii Sports?"

taurus: Really reserved but is actually chill once they open up.

Gemini: Shares all of their crazy ass experiences and ends up getting the brother to fall in love with them.

Cancer: Oh God... Keep them away from small children.

Leo: "They liked me, but did they like my outfit...?"

Virgo: Really doesn't want to be there, because they've already met the family once.

Libra: "Hi! So you're the parents that spawned this fucker that doesn't know how to last more than 3 minutes?! Haha! Just kidding! NOT REALLY!"

Scorpio: Tries to turn their lover on at an EXTREMELY inappropriate time.

Sagittarius: Only plays with the family pet.

Capricorn: IS AMAZING THEY CALL EVERYBODY OUT ON BULLSHIT.

Aquarius: Kinda quiet but really nice. Very casual.

Pisces: Laughs and gets terrified when the momma asks them a question.

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