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Who The Signs Are Going To Fight:

Aries: You.
Taurus: Their alarm clock.
Gemini: The entire human population.
Cancer: Anyone who makes them cry.
Leo: Condoms.
Virgo: The patriarchy.
Libra: Everyone but only using their lips.
Scorpio: God.
Sagittarius: Iggy Azalea.
Capricorn: Their parents.
Aquarius: Bras.
Pisces: Themselves.

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