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Over-Used Phrases by the Signs:

Aries: You wanna fight about it?

Taurus: Stop asking me if I'm okay.

Gemini: Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself.

Cancer: Sit on my face.

Leo: Is he/she prettier than me?

Virgo: Well hey! I mean fuck you!

Libra: No one listens to me.

Scorpio: Can we please not?

Sagittarius: I'm such a bitch and I love it.

Capricorn: I have an approximate knowledge of everything but don't ask me what day it is.

Aquarius: Touch me again, I'll break your arm.

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