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How Risky is Your Sign?

Aries: likes a picture from 54 weeks ago

Taurus: does video chats on omegle

Gemini: texts someone when they're at 3%

Cancer: eats things they're allergic to

Leo: uses more than 10 GB of cellular data...and knows

Virgo: eats a spoonful of Nutella when someone is close to them

Libra: answers "unknown" calls

Scorpio: says "hello" to their friend even when they're at the end of the block

Sagittarius: doesn't clear their search history

Capricorn: goes 3mph over the speed limit

Aquarius: has a minion fandom blog

Pisces: makes a reference to a thing they're not sure anyone else knows about

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