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The Signs Playing Monopoly:

Aries: Starts off all right, loses their temper and flips the board

Taurus: Bathing in cash $$$$$$

Gemini: Trying to talk their way out of debt

Cancer: Lending money to people with high interest rates

Leo: Has really cheap property but everyone lands on them

Virgo: Owns every railroad and utility like how

Libra: Is the bank but has difficulty understanding the instructions

Scorpio: Trying to sell their Get out of Jail Free card

Sagittarius: Keeps being sent to jail either by chance or landing on it

Capricorn: Owns a hotel on Boardwalk. That's it.

Aquarius: Has the most money and no one really knows how, picked the dog piece

Pisces: Has to start selling back property to the bank, makes a paper hat out of money

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