So that you understand Valerie better.
Enjoy <33
Squad reactions to being called straight:
Anne: The fuck, no I'm not.
Sasha : Excuse the hell out of you?
Marcy: Rude.
Valerie: *punches the person*
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Valerie: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Polly: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Valerie: They're not.
Polly: Haha, very funny.
Valerie: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Polly: No... what happened?
Valerie: ...Why would you fall for this again-
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Valerie: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Marcy: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
Valerie: *heading out to see Marcy*
Sasha: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
Valerie: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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Valerie: Hi, I'm Valerie, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it. Why? Because I'm the one who's gonna set it. *Grabs lighter*
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Valerie: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Anne: I’m worried about you.
Marcy, nodding: You should be.
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Marcy: There's no way she likes me back.
Anne: Valerie would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.
Marcy: Valerie would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Marcy: "Before you embark on a
journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Valerie: ...
Valerie: What a stupid fucking quote.
Valerie: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
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Sasha : How do you connect with a fictional character?
Anne: What?
Polly: What?
Marcy: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
Valerie next to her: Step one-
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Valerie: I failed my safety training course today.
Sasha : Why, what happened?
Valerie: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Sasha : And?
Valerie: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Sasha: What? That's a great answer!
Valerie: I KNOW!
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Valerie: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Marcy: It was autocorrect.
Valerie: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Marcy: Yes.
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Sasha : So, what's it like living with Valerie?
Marcy: She once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Sasha : ...
Marcy: I love her so much.
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Anne, throwing a pokeball at Valerie: Val, I choose you!
Valerie, not looking up from her book and catching it with her volleyball reflexes: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Marcy: Is something burning?
Valerie, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Marcy: Val, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Valerie: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Marcy: I know, I was surprised too.
Valerie: Marcy and I are no longer friends.
Marcy: VAL THAT'S A HORRIBLE WAY TO TELL PEOPLE WE'RE DATING-
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Valerie: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".
Valerie: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???
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Anne: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.
Valerie: THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND EVERYONE!
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Marcy: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.
Valerie: Ohhh that's hot.
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Valerie: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!
Sasha: SHIT-
*Cue Valerie chasing Sasha around while Marcy sighs in the background*
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