The Rise boys will have their nicknames. (Mikey, Donnie, Raph, Leo)
The 2012 boys will have their full names. (Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo)
[Trans. Ext. ; Night]
Leo: Easy does it, Leo. You've got this. Concentrate. The whole world's counting on you to break the pizza box stack record. Hundred and twenty five boxes! You know, they say it couldn't be done, but look who's doing it, moi. You know, that's Spanish for "Leo".
Raphael: That's not even remotely correct.
Donnie: Go ahead, my non-lingual friend, count your unhatched fowl. My record stands until you reach the top, which according to my calculations of wind speed, barometric pressure, and dew point, is highly unlikely.
Donatello: What?
Mikey: According to my calculations, as long as you believe in yourself, you can do anything!
Michelangelo: Booyakasha!!
Rise Leo: Thanks guys. And no one believes in himself more than me. Leo! Leo!
Mikey/Michelangelo: Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo!
2012 Donnie/Raph: Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo!
(Leo reaches the top of the Brooklyn Bridge and backflips.)
Leo: Yes! I am Leo!
Mikey: Yeah, baby!
Michelangelo: Booyakasha!
Raphael: Nice work, blue-boy.
Donatello: I knew you could do it!
Raph: There you are.
Leonardo: We've been looking all over for you guys.
Leo: Oh, hey, guys, guess who just broke the record?
Raph: What? You did. How many did you—
Leonardo: *groans in annoyance* Guys, stop distracting Raph! We were supposed to be training—
Leo: A-tuh-tuh-tuh. Hold that thought. Donnie?
Mikey/Michelangelo: Donnie?
Donnie: *sighs* You, sir, have bested me. Mazel.
Leo: Ahem.
Mikey: Ahem.
Michelangelo: Ahem.
Donnie: Leo. Leo.
All sans Leonardo and Raph: Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo!
Raph: Stop! Stop it!
Leonardo: Leo, we need to be training and you dragged them out here for this?
Leo: Training, record breaking. The choice was clear.
Raph: Ugh. Dang it, Leo. Everything's not about you.
Leonardo: When are you gonna grow up and start acting like a hero?
Raphael: And there it is. Gentleturtles.
(Everyone sans Leonardo and Raph touch their pizza slices together and then bite into them.)
Raph: Hey, what? What was that? What are you guys doing?
Leo: A little game Raphael invented. Every time Leonardo says the word "heroes", we take a bite of pizza.
Leonardo: Oh, come on, guys. I don't say "heroes" that oft-
(Once again, they take a bite of their pizza slices.)
Raph: Leo!
Leonardo: Okay, fine. I say he—that word a lot. But so what if I do? It's a good word. We need to be that word.
Raphael: Relax, fearless leader. We've got this hero thing wired.
Leo: I mean, our ninjocity is off the charts.
Mikey: We've got some kickin' mystic weapons.
Michelangelo: And do I need to remind you who has eight shells and defeated both of the Shredders?
(Raph swats Leo's pizza slice to the ground.)
Leo: Hey.
Raph: Leo! You just don't get it.
Beeping can be heard.
Donatello: What is all that ra- oh that's Donnie.
Donnie: Looks like we have a 317-39.4 in progress, boys.
Michelangelo: Uh....
Mikey: Huh?
Leonardo: English please, Donnie.
Donnie: Oh, come on. Has nobody read Donnie's big book of bad guy codes? Nobody?
Raphael: Nope.
Leo: Never gonna happen.
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