Rise April - April O' Neil
2012 April - April
Time for Part 4!
April and April O'Neil approaches a professor's desk.
April O' Neil: Ahem.
Dr. Boringson (his actual name): Huh?
April: Hi, Professor, do you have a second?
Dr. Boringson: Hmm. Are you even in this class?
April: I'm April O'Neil, journalism major. And this is also April O'Neil. We write for the Eastlaird University Daily News. Maybe I could get some shots of you over there at the whiteboard for a story?
Dr. Boringson: Oh, of course. So, uh, what, uh, what should I do?
April O' Neil: You know, just write something science-y.
Dr. Boringson: I actually have the perfect equation for your ar—
April: All right, now a few where you're staring thoughtfully at your work.
April reaches for the ID badge.
Dr. Boringson: Oh, I always stare intently at my equations. Especially this one. You know, I think I should put on my lab coat.
April O' Neil: Look at it!
Dr. Boringson: Oh, okay.
April steals Dr. Boringson's ID badge and the duo exit secretly.
Dr. Boringson: You know, I could probably stare at this equation all day.
[Trans. Int. Eastlaird University stairwell]
(April begins recording with her smartphone.)
April: This is April O'Neil, investigative reporter of the Eastlaird University Daily news. For years, this college shot down rumors that a foreign government is secretly paying them millions to develop a super toxic herbicidal deforestation bomb. Those rumors end today because I'm about to glow the lid off Big Chem.
(April unlocks and enters the laboratory.)
April O' Neil: April O'Neil!
April: SHHH!
April O' Neil: Sorry. quieter April O'Neil
(April uses her smartphone flashlight to illuminate a countertop. There are beakers and herbicide vials.)
April O' Neil: Ooh. This stuff looks nasty.
Security Guard: Hey! Who's there? Hm?
The security guard surveys the laboratory, but doesn't find April.
[Trans. Ext. Eastlaird University campus; Night]
April: Evidence, baby.
April accidentally drops her smartphone on the ground.
April: Oh, boy.
April O'Neil: Well, it's a good thing video ain't the only thing I took.
(April places a stolen vial of herbicide in her backpack. A mysterious figure wearing a hockey mask swings down from the Eastlaird University roof onto the ground and approaches the Aprils.)
Casey: Commander O'Neil!
April kicks him.
April: Catlike reflex!
April strikes the man's head, causing him to lose consciousness.
April: April! Look what you did!
April O'Neil: Sorry. But you should know better than to be creeping up on a person in the dark?
(April notices the photograph of her, April O'Neil, Donatello, Donnie, Leonardo, Leo, Michelangelo, Mikey, Raphael, Raph, Master Splinter and Splinter in the man's possession.)
April: What the...?
Should I add 2012 Casey? Let me know in the comments. Comment and vote part 5. Bye!
