Two-Bit:
LETS GO TO THE MALL YOU KNOW THEY HAVE IT ALL /lyr /ref
would teach you how to shoplift.
you are casually looking at something behind those display shelves, right? keith runs up and falls over the counter dramatically, takes it out and gives it to you, while everyone his staring.
no shame, man. no shame.
runs around screaming like a little girl
"OH MY GAWD STOP!!! STAWP CHASING ME OH MY GAWD Y/N!!!"
((hes fucking blasted))
you end up having to run from the police. the amount of alarms set off was astonishing. you also may or may not get a ticket for disturbing the peace.
Darry:
oh this poor guy.
he was peacefully enjoying his milkshake when he took you to a cafe.
that was until you took it and went outside.
what were you doing?
feeding a stray cat you saw out the window.
"there you go little buddy :D" -y/n
he cant even be mad anymore.
he went back in to buy the cat a sandwich :))
then he panics. stray cats carry deadly diseases (yes, this is a fact. dont touch strays)
now you have to deal with a scared darry, and now the cat is gone.
Steve:
Steve took you to a drag race.
GOD KNOWS HOW, but he somehow stole one of the cars.
told you he was going in the bathroom
he came back briefly and told you "in 10 minutes, meet me outside"
so as the loyal lover you are, you did indeed meet him outside.
but there was a car.
a car that wasnt yours.
and steve was inside of the car.
"HURRY UP AND GET IN!"
"NO!"
you got in anyway. i mean, what could you even do? run home? bitch-
Sodapop:
what have you done
asking SODA for chaos?
chaos you shall receive. disguised chaos.
it started off as a normal date. you, soda, drive in. what could go wrong?
a food fight, that's what.
he bought you popcorn, him popcorn, and had another back in the empty seat next to you.
"honey, why did you get thr-"
"SHHHH!!!!!!"
you quickly find out why when an angry man shouts "HEY!"
he was throwing popcorn at people
specifically at kids and old people. giggles at it bouncing off their heads
inevitably, you joined in. the kids were throwing it back at you
an angry parent quickly shut everything down though :(
Dally:
THERE IS ALWAYS CHAOS WITH DALLAS WINSTON
specifically today.
he saw a fight, joined in. as usual. nothing new, per say.
until he pulled out a nerf water gun.
a fucking water gun.
FILLED WITH PEPPER SPRAY.
blast them in the face and they drop to the ground, crying as their face and eyes burn up
"oops"
walks back to you casually with a smile and hands you the nerf gun
"your turn"
what the living hell did you get yourself into?
you would only do it if another soc came at him, so he rolled his eyes and dragged you back home.
Ponyboy:
you and pony were at the library
he was reading a book to you while you sat on his lap
you two were on the bean bag chair things
some guy kept staring at you two.
not just any guy, a soc.
"hey, what are you lookin' at?"
then the guy walks over and tries to swing.
ponyboy blocks you and takes the hit.
he got up and slammed him into one of the shelves
the fucking self fell, all of the books piling on top of the soc
so of course you two had to run.
made him look pretty tough :)
Johnny:
oh this devious little man
he was out on a picnic with you
but he did one of those food pranks
he made you......cupcakes
c u p c a k e s
but there was a whole ass onion in the middle
as soon as you were about to take a bite he started giggling
when you questioned him, he wiped your lip, pretending that you got frosting on it
so you smiled and then took a bite
a bite of hell.
you are for sure gonna get him back >:)
