PROJECT PEN [SEASON II]

🤫Guess who's here?

Roses are Red...🌹

Violets are blue... 😰

The MOLE is here... 🤐🤫

To expose all of you...😍🔥

Ti-hi-hee!😂🤐

Commentator: Sorry, audience for the uncalled for distraction, we were just about to post the morning batch for morning reviews when all of a sudden, the lights went off and-

MOLE: -Ti-hi-hee!

COMMENTATOR: Who is there?! Why did the lights go out again! Who took my mic?! WAIT- WHO ARE YOU?!-

MOLE: TI-HI-HEE!
{Smiles wickedly at the contestants in the Project Pen House, after taking over Project Pen😈}

COMMENTATOR: It is I... THE MYSTERY CONTESTANT, other wise known as, THE MOLE!😈🔥

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{A/N: A contestant in the Project Pen House was selected to be the MOLE and while their identity remains hidden till Reveal Night, they spent the most of the entire stage, stalking the House and feeding us information on Tea that goes there, behind closed doors, in the Project Pen House...🤫

So, without much further Ado, WELCOME to Stage Two's TEA/GOSSIP TIME!🎊}

The Mole:

*Peeps out of hole and walks nervously towards stage*

Hey people, how's everyone doing this morning? It's your favourite mole here, hehe. Welcome to the mole report where I'll let y'all in on all that's been going on in the Project Pen contestants house. Now, let's make this quick before they come and find out that I took over their show. {Sighs and cleans sweat from forehead}

First off, we've got a PP family; three contestants who've somehow managed to bond and create a family (Aurelius 023, Zoë 030, and Maeta_ah 004). Cute right?
*sighs dramatically while wiping away tears*

Also, asides building family trees and doing quirky role plays, we get serious sometimes. {forces nonexistent tears out of eyes to make everyone believe I'm crying} We had a sort of discussion night where we talked about the academic pressure parents place on their kids to get perfect grades and top classes. Ugh! I mean, why do they take things so seriously? 🤷

We sha use to 'fight' over the most senseless things o. Like, this one time - stay with me - there were arguments on which pet was more likeable between cats and dogs. Many were on Team cat, while others preferred dogs. Few contestants preferred neither though.
Left to me through, I'll say cats are the best. I mean, how can you hate such lovely creatures? Mush Mush?🥺 But then, my opinion doesn't matter anyways *In Layi's voice*

Oya lemme expose the whiners too! Everyone kept complaining about the word count and how limited it was. This is a stage which has to do with creativity and we felt the word count might affect how our stories would turn out. I won't mention names sha. {Winks at Nutcracker 008, Zoë 030, and The.Mini.Asthete 013 and laughs evilly. Mwahahaha!!!😈}

Everyone loves Judge Shakespeare! Contestants Aurelius and Dewdrop have a massive fan base too. (Aurelius 023, whoever you are, don't sha forget our bags of rice and your promise to sponsor our beating of Judge Jane Austen 😂).

Now to the some tea, we found out one of the contestants (Sneaky Cougar 022)whom we'd always assumed was male turned out to be female. That's not all, another contestant (Myyobo 033) was already catching feelings for her 😂.

Everyone else was not yet over the heartbreak when the same person dropped the bombshell on us. Myyobo 033 too was female and not male like we'd always thought. Our hearts were broken twice in a row and it wasn't even funny. Everyone forgave and forgot about it after sometime though. (I've still not forgiven you sha🌚 Remembers 023 Aurelius in my dreams)

Contestants? You dey breathe? You people want to know whose nyash I'm opening next? Haha this is too fun!😂

Anyways! Everyone suddenly started panicking few hours to Review night and kept lamenting how they could have made their works better. It was quite hilarious.😂. {Side eyes Aurelius 023😂😈 I get this contestant for mind sha!😂}

And that's a wrap. Thank you all for reading this up to this point. 🤸‍♂️ To the contestants, you will never guess who the mole is. Ghen Ghen! Come and beat me🌚😂😈-

COMMENTATOR :
*Snatches Microphone away from the mystery MOLE*

Jehovah! Sorry for the unwanted disruption.-

MOLE: -Ti-hi-hee!😈

COMMENTATOR: -WE WILL SEE YOU ALL IN THE NEXT BATCH OF JUDGES REVIEWS! {*Slams mic on the Mole's head*} Good bye, everyone!🔥