PROJECT PEN [SEASON II]

The Mole- Tea Time

Creeping like a thief in the night,

He/she stays clear from sight…

And when the House was quiet and sleep,

He/she set it ablaze and watched the contestants weep. 😈👺🔥

KAPOW!💥

Lands with a bang and explosion of rainbow colors. (Please note, I'm not eligibiti ooo)

Snatches the mic from the moderator and taps it aggressively.

Mole: Testing, one, two, three... Okay it's working!

Antonio: I don’t know why I am here, I was on a date with Aunty JK behind Pearl’s back.–

Mole: HELLO EVERYONE! It is I, your nemesis on another episode of exposing your faves... Hehehe... Are y'all ready??

No, you're not.😂☺️ Contestants, don't get your panties in a twist... I am here to reveal your deepest and darkest secrets. Smirks with devilish intentions

My predecessor could not keep the vow of secrecy and so she'll have to face the... Wait, I don't even know what she'll face sef. Turns to the moderator

What do you think she'll face??

Gets ignored by moderator.

Hmph... Continue to sulk, I'm not giving you the mic sha... It's mine nau, hehehe.

Let's continue, please. So as I was saying, can you imagine... My predecessor was ousted in the house by one of the contestants. Zoë went and dug deep and found her out... Can you imagine? Sherlock Holmes ain't got nothing on Zoë o.

I better watch out, before they drag me to the public square too.💀

And, oh well, people like Maeta_ah tried… In vain. She even wrote this whole epistle but she was very wrong... She was suspecting poor Peanut Butter, my iyale.

Can you imagine? ThatGirl – Stage Two’s Mole –was there hiding in the shadows when PeanutButter was being dragged to the village square. It wasn't fair. We must revolt and get justice for him/her! After the Grand mole Reveal in the house, Wems now came and dropped a bomb. Stage three prompt... Comedy. I was like ahhh, okay ooo, everybody was na crying... Then. Aurelius  came and said that if our works aren't funny, the reviews will be funny…💀

He/she didn't lie though. Did they?? I'm sure the judges will agree with Aurelius too.

Anyways, moving on… The baby of the house is Maeta_ah.
And Maeta_ah confided in us, her big brothers and sisters, on how she found Love in the typical Wattpad confession style (let us singles’ breatheeee).

Y'know all this your Wattpad hot boy style, ehen... They are even now a match made in heaven (birthday mates)... Omo, I go love ooo. Love na your mate?😪

Well, it's not always fun and games in the house sha. We do have serious moments in the house too. Like Nutcracker giving tips to the other contestants on how to write the theme for the stage, and other contestants discussing how to develop their work without spoiling the entire story.

It truly is such a beautiful atmosphere in the house; everyone is so supportive.

Alright, alright, enough of that sappy emotional shit. The family we thought was our role model in the Project Pen House has broken up. Zoë suddenly claimed that Aurelius was no longer the father of Maeta_ah. E shock you? E shocked me too ooo. Only God knows what happened.

I guess it’s bye bye to that branch of our family tree o.

So, the contestants decided to do me wicked and not talk in the house, so pardon me if the gist no plenty, but we had simp sessions in the house.😍

Should I tell you??😍

Oya oya. One for the hottest mama, Zoë and our beautiful Nutcracker. Let’s call them the golden duo in the House for now, until some people come and spring up and knock them off the throne.😍

Also, we had a ‘save your housemate’s number’ day in the house. The Project Pen House is actually full of a lot of love and support; it’s paining me that five of us will have to go after this stage!😪

Btw, as pa our ‘save your housemate’s number’ day. Me sef, I never save all their numbers finish. Disappears to go and save them

Well, this stage I’d say was very challenging but I’m wishing all the contestants luck and myself too.

Once again, it is I, the heralder of mischief, hehe. Byeeeeeeeeee.