PpG: Fanfiction Mistakes

Rant 4: Those Damned OC's

I don't even need to explain this chapter.

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THERE IS A GOD DAMNED OC.

NO, BITCHES, THIS IS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, NOT THE MY OC IS THE STAR OF THIS SHIT.

A HELL OF A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE THEIR OC'S UPSTAGE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

FUCKING NO.

BITCH, WHAT THE HELL IF YOU FAN FICTION CALLED? OH, IT'S CALLED PPG FF?

BITCH, DON'T PUT YOUR OC'S IN THERE.

THEIR FUCKING NAMES ARENT IN THE TITLE.

Okay, I'm getting carried away.

It's perfectly fine to have two or three.

BUT WHEN BITCHES PUT, LIKE, FUCKING SEVENTEEN, I JUST STOP READING.

IT'S HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE.

THEY WERE GREAT STORIES, TOO.

BUT THIS BITCH HAD TO MAKE HER OC AFTER DAMNED FRUIT.

I'M OVER HERE READING A GOD FORESAKEN STORY, AND THEN FUCKING TEN OC'S COME IN, NAMED AFTER FUCKING DIFFERENT TYPES OF APPLES.

WTF DID I JUST READ?

APPLES?

WTF IS NEXT? AN OC WHO CAN TURN INTO A MERMAID WITH A MAJESTIC FUCKING NAME, BEAUTIFUL FLOWING HAIR, AND HAS THE STONGEST FUCKING POWERS?

WHAT'S THIS? YOUR OC IS NOW AN ANGEL/DEMON/BUTTERFLY/MERMAID/FAIRY TOO?

OH, WELL THAT MAKES PERFECT FUCKING SENSE

Why don't we give them majestic powes while we're at it?

Yeah! That's it! Your OC can now turn into a unicorn! And she lives in Unicornopolis!

And your OC is just either a copy cat of one of the Puffs or Ruffs, or he/she is just a mixture of their personalities.

Cos' I don't want to kill myself when author's explain in detail how their OC takes after all of the puffs combined but is OOC in your stroy from the way you explained their personality. ;~;

Do NOT say your OC is just a mixture of their personalities. THAT RIGHT THERE, IS BUNNY. BUNNY IS A MIXTURE, NOT YOUR OC.

Blossom is smart.

Buttercup is athletic.

Bubbles is kind.

CHOOSE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THOSE FUCKING THREE.

Girly, flirty, flashy, bitchy, silly, shy, mean, funny, introverted, extroverted, conceited, selfish, outgoing, likeable, friendly, dumb, tsundere, yandere, ANYTHING-FUCKING-ERE, bashful, boring, mono-toned, lazy, loud, quiet, scary, reserved-

JUST DON'T MIX TOGETHER THE PUFFS INTO YOUR OC.

In my personal opinion, I hate OC's. If the OC is a dynamic character that has a really good plot to her/his life and fits in with the story, then BOOM. 10/10. Best OC ever.

BUT IF YOU ONLY PUT AN OC IN THERE CAUSE YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF, THEN RETHINK YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.

THERE'S A FUCKING CORNER WAITING FOR YOU, BITCH.

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OH SHIT.

I JUST NOW REALIZED WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAID.

GODDAMNIT, I'M GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE, AREN'T I?

I don't know what to do.

Should I rewrite this?

No, bitches need to learn.

GODDAMNIT, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ALIVE?

~Halowen