PpG: Fanfiction Mistakes

Rant 10: Assigned Seats

I'M ABOUT TO MUTHERFUCKING KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW.

I was just reading a FF I have never read, and I stopped reading it before the middle of the first chapter?

Why, you ask?

Oh, well there were an average number of grammar and spelling mistakes. And her punctuation was a little off with some less than average paragraphing but overall-

BECAUSE OF THE GOD FORESAKEN SEATING ARRANGEMENT.

EX.

OMG! thes cute kawaii new boys just joined are class and ms. Keane just set Brick next to me Butch next to buttercup and Boomer next to Buble's!

End of EX.

NO.

THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE.

DON'T TELL ME TO GET AN IMAGINATION.

DON'T DO IT.

IT'S A FORBBIDEN TECHNIQUE.

DON'T.

No! That is way too cliche. I don't know why I forgot to put it in rant eight, but I guess it needs its own rant...

First of all, how many cliche Fanfics would someone have to read to think that was a good idea?

IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD IDEA TO PUT THEM IN THE SAME CLASS.

NEVER HAVE THEM SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. THAT IS JUST ONE TIP FOR FUTURE FANFIC WRITERS.

Okay, let's all think about this.

You say you put Brick next to Blossom for plot? BY THE FIRST PARAGRAPH I CAN TELL YOU HAVE NONE.

DOES NO ONE WATCH THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, POWERPUFF GIRLS Z, OR EVEN READ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS D?

In all of them, the Puffs have always sat next to each other. YOU CAN'T JUST BREAK THE TRADITION.

HELL, IN ALL OF THOSE, THE RUFFS NEVER EVEN WENT TO SCHOOL.

This just doesn't happen. NO!

IT'S A HUGE MISTAKE. DON'T DO IT. IT PISSES ME OFF.

You want to know what to change for plot?

Let's think of Naruto. In Naruto, Hinata has purple hair, but her entire clan has black.

HER HAIR IS DIFFERENT FOR PLOT REASONS.

YOU DO NOT CHANGE A SEATING CHART FOR PLOT. LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE.

And, seriously? Why would Miss Keane even bother shipping them?

So, out of the entire class, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles are the only students who have empty seats by them?

Okay, please explain how that is even plausible.

I JUST EXPLAINED THAT THE PUFFS ALWAYS SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY EMPTY SEATS.

Why...?

*cries*

Just, please...

Don't change the seating chart...

The chances are astronomical that the Rowdyruff Boys would sit next to their worst enemies, not know who they are, fall in love with them, and end up together.

Sure, that would make sense if it happened in ONE fanfic, but when it is one of the most used move in the whole fandom, it becomes stupid.

JUST DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BOYS GO TO SCHOOL IF YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT.

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Yes, short rant, but... Meh...

Okay, I curse like a sailor. I reread some of my first chapters, and... What the hell was I thinking?

Yeah, cursing does make some things sound funny, but I put the word fuck in like every sentence. I've been trying to control it, but YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA BITCH

(Just kidding, no one really told me to stop so I'm going to resume cursing a lot since no-one wants to stand up to me)

-Halowen