Rant 17: PUNKZ ARE NOT BITCHES

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Okay... Can we talk for a few minutes...Yeah?

....

I know the Powerpunk Girls are evil and all, buuuuuuuuuut...

Dude, they're not complete bitches

'I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH BOOMER SO I'M GOING TO KILL BUBBLES SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER BECAUSE THAT MAKES PERFECT FUCKING SENSE LIKE THERE WAS NEVER A BETTER PLAN AND I'M A WHORE IN THE STORY BUT HEY I DIE IN THE END HALF THE TIME SO I GUESS ITS OKAY' Brat yelled as she confessed her undying love to Boomer-senpai while he wondered what he should get Bubbles for valentines day.

Like, the Punkz are not fucking yanderes.

Just calm the fuck down for a second.

IN LITERALLY EVERY FANFIC THAT THE PUNKZ ARE IN, THEY ARE MADLY IN LOVE WITH THE RUFFS.

CAN YOU NOT

I HAVE NEVER READ A FANFIC WHERE THEY AREN'T IN LOVE WITH THEM

(except my own! *eats a good job cookie alone in a corner*)

AND THEN AUTHOR-CHAN MAKES THEM COMPLETE BITCHES, WHORES, SLUTS, ETC

THEY'RE PROBABLY GOOD PEOPLE DEEP DOWN INSIDE, ONCE YOU GET PASSED THEIR NEED TO KILL PEOPLE.

LIKE, BRUTE COULD LOVE KITTENS FOR ALL WE KNOW

BUT SHE'S TOO BUSY TRYING TO.MAKE BUTCH FALL IN LOVE WITH HER BECAUSE, HEY, FANFIC LOGIC :D

Who even came up with the idea, anyway?

I MEAN, SURE IT WAS COOL THE FIRST FIVE SECONDS BUT DAMN IT GOT OLD QUICK

SHUUUUUUUN

BOOOO

I haven't read the comics, but I'm pretty sure that's where the Punkz originate from.

ARE THEY MADLY IN LOVE WITH THE RUFFS IN THE COMICS

IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THEY ARENT

I DONT EVEN THINK THE RUFFS ARE IN THE COMIC AT THE SAME TIME AS THE PUNKZ

WTF?!??!?!!?

ARE YOU REALLY IN THAT MUCH NEED OF AN ANTAGONIST

THAT YOU NEED TO MAKE THE PUNKZ OOC

AND FALL IN LOVE WITH THE RUFFS

TO CREATE PLOT?!??!?!??

WAT

THE

FUK

JUST

HAPPENED?!

PLOT?!

Even I am confused and I'm the one writing this.

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THE PUNKZ WANT TO MARRY THE RUFFS SPECIFICALLY

OH, BECAUSE THEY'RE HAWT?

SO IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND JOHNNY DEPP BUT UHH

WHY ISNT ANYONE GOING YANDERE FOR THEM

WHY ONLY THE RUFFS

WHY ARE THE PUNKZ BITCHES

WHY DOESNT BRUTE JUST GET A CAT

WHY DOES BRAT HAVE TO BE SUCH A WHORE

BECAUSE SHES SUPPOSED TO.BE THE OPPOSITE OF BUBBLES?

OKAY SO.THAT IS A.PERFECT EXPLANATION

#sarcasm -_-

None of my questions are being answered and its like if you cant give a perfectly good explanation for something you then why do it

BECAUSE THE PUNKZ ARE INSANE?

Uhhh thats still not a good reason why the Punkz should be in love with the Ruffs

Sometimes I think they shouldnt be in love with anybody

it just doesnt feel right when they obsess over boys

they should be out terrorrizing people instead of stalking teenage.boys

god damn get a grip.over yourselevs, fangirls, not every story needs a whorish antagonist who threatens the relationship of the main characters

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QUICK NOTE

OKAYYY SO THAT NEW POWERPUFF GIRLS SERIES JUST SHOWED ITS FIRST COMMERCIAL ANNNND

ITS ALREADY COMPLETE SHIT

None of the same voice actors and the design looks stupid

At least in Teen Titans Go they had most of the original cast so it wasnt thaaaat bad but uh

I don't want to watch the new series because i'm already comparing it to shit and its not airing for like another month.

What do you guys think? Tell me, and we can compare it to shit together

~Halowen

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