WHY
JUST
WHY
DO
YOU
HAVE
TO
DO
THIS.
Sure, not all AUs (Alternate Universes) are bad, but uhhhh
Can we fUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE
I love AUs, but...
Some people get carried away. Or...Don't actually write anything but complete bullshit.
I read this one about how Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were princesses, right?
Who then snuck away out of the palace.
And pretended to be poor people
to see the outside world
And instead of a magic flying carpet, the Ruffs were on motorcycles.
There was no Abu, Iago, or... That one creepy dude who wanted to marry Jasmine.
All that happened was they met
fell in love
BOOM
The end of a two paragraph piece of shit.
I'm not going to criticize, but... Oh, WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING? THIS IS A RANT BOOK!
I WASTED 30 PRECIOUS SECONDS OF MY LIFE. THERE WAS SO MUCH OF FUCKING NOTHING, THAT IT COMPLETELY BURNED OUT ALL OF MY BRAIN CELLS.
Now, a lot of people like to base their fanfic ideas off of Disney Princesses, and THAT'S FINE.
Most of them put CREA-FUCKING-TIVITY in their work.
For example.....
HimekoLioness, YASSS! (One of my favorites, actually -3-)
She wrote a fanfic about the Powerpuff Girls as Mermaids in the old The Little Mermaid legend.
NO, IT'S NOT THE FUCKING NEW ONE WHERE IT'S ARIEL, GOD DAMN.
I'm sure SOME OF YOU know what I mean, you know where they all (spoiler) in the (spoiler)?
Yeah, of course you do!
And to make it even better, SHE WRITES A SEQUEL, MAKING HER OWN TWIST.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO FUCKING SEE.
IS SO MAGEEGICULE, INIENT?
why can't everyone do that??
Well, there's no such thing as a perfect writer....
But we can all strive to be one! (Does the motivation sound a little fake? I'm just going to say I was paid to write this...)
(Not really...)
Moving On.
HOW ABOUT IN THE AUs WE PUT ENOUGH INTO IT SO WE CAN FOCUS ON THEIR DAMN PERSONAILTIES
CAUSE LIKE NO ONE WANTS TO
DO WE NEED TO HAVE ANOTHER TALK ABOUT OOC OR CAN WE MOVE ON WITH LIFE
AND WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO GET OUT OF YOUR POWERPUFF GIRLS STAGE OF GROWING UP
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PpG: Fanfiction Mistakes
HumorOkay, so I've read a lot of Fanfics in my time, namely Powerpuff Girls Fanfics, and I've seen a lot that are just...too much. This is a rant book about things that are just...you know...wrong... Like...IN-WHAT-AU-WOULD-THIS-EVEN-BE-PLAUSIBLE wrong...
