PpG: Fanfiction Mistakes

Rant 2: Eye-Rape

"Hey, every sexy girl in class, but mainly the girl with raven hair and emerald orbs. My name is Butch ;)," Butch said while winking at my friend who just happened to be sitting next to me, Buttercup, or as her secret identity goes, Kaoru.

"Sup'? My names Boomer," Boomer eyed my other friend, Bubbles, or Miyako.

"Hi, name's Brick," Brick gave me a misheivious smile while his hawt red orbs looked at every inch of my body.
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Yes, I want you to read that first part of my terrible FF from the first rant. This is what this Rant is going to be about. 

Making the Ruffs instinctively look at the Puffs when they first walk through the door.

THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SCHOOL.  WHAT THA HELL?

Why, just...why would you do that?

I don't...understand...why would you eat the potato?

I'm sorry, I'm getting off topic.

It makes me so MAD. I swear to whatever god is in the sky right now, namely Zeus, I will RIP OUT MY HAIR. PLEASE, MAKE SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR A CHANGE! 

Don't. Do. What. Other. People. Do.

It's a big no-no in my area of expertise.

Like I said before, only very few people have pulled this off. Wait, I changed my mind.

I fucking hate it when they make it like this.

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I feel much better now that I have completely destroyed my keyboard.

MOVING ON...

Don't make it to where the Ruffs only have eyes for the Puffs the instant they see them. There are other girls in the school. Like my own, most FF take place when they are freshman.

That means most guys aren't going to be looking for someone to have sex with. Don't make the Ruffs look at the Puffs with lust in their eyes.

That's just fucking gross.

Completely gross.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to puke now.

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Okay, like I was saying, DON'T MAKE THEM SEX CRAZED ANIMALS.

They may be perverted, but not THAT perverted.

Unless you make them perverted while they're in their own little world. 

If you do a FF about the original show, than you can make them have any personality you want. 

Wait, scratch that. They always have to have a certain personalty.

Sorry. But it's true.

But like I was saying, don't make fourteen year olds hungry for sex or make out sessions.

Trust me, I've read some like this. They completely ruin my childhood.

Almost everybody make the Ruffs walk into a room, look instantly at the Puffs, and eye-rape them.

No. Just no.

That is so gross.

Why would you write something like that?

NO ONE likes to be eye-raped. NO ONE.

Oh? You're boyfriend does it to you all the time? HE NEEDS TO STOP STARING AT YOU AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE TEACHER.

Only weirdo-s eye rape someone. It is totally disgusting. All you do is squint your eyes and check someone out.

That is not sexy.

Unless...There are people who think it is?????

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This is my second rant, I hope you like it.

Just let me explain this right now. 

I am not going to point out terrible FF's in this Rant Book. I really want to, but I can't.

BUT, IF YOU HAVE A PPG FF THAT YOU WANT ME TO READ, PLEASE TELL ME IT. I MADE A VOW TO READ EVERY PPG FF THERE IS, SO I WANT TO READ YOUR'S(Yeah, I'm exaggerating a little, but this basically means that I want you to tell me the name of your FF, if you have one)

TELL ME THE NAME, NOW, BITCH, AND IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE, THEN TELL ME ALL OF THEM.

OR ELSE I WILL FUCKING DEVOUR YOU SOUL.

BITCH.

Yeah, sorry, I keep getting carried away, but you get what I mean, right?

~Halowen