Alpha Lord

2 weeks and a 1000 years

"What? You're going to call a baby out on crying? Is that not what they do all the time? I am still influenced by the body's infancy."

"You're past the infant stage."

"No, I'm not," Death, how long is a b... '1 month to 1 year', "I still have a month left. I plan on using it to its fullest because after then, I will not have an excuse to sleep whenever I want."

"You're worried about sleep?"

"Well yeah, who isn't?"

I saw him smirk a little. Ah, human still.

"So, will you be joining me?"

"Now you're pushing it. After everything that I explained you still want me to join you? We don't share the same interests."

"It was worth a try. You got some skills kid, don't waste it by being on the wrong side of the war. They don't appreciate talent. That dumbass is only interested in fame. If I were to call out the number of persons he let die as a pawn you would be shocked. All of them would have been much better off working for me. Unlike him, I appreciate talent."

"You only appreciate it when it's pureblood."

"No Harry, my ranks are filled with half-bloods also. I draw the line at mudbloods."

"Only because you are a half-blood yourself."

He drew his wand and pointed it at me. It was so sudden that it took me a while to realize it had to do with what I said. I went to put up a shield wondering why death didn't already but the rage in his eyes died down a bit and he lowered his wand.

"You're lucky I have taken a liking to you. I have killed almost everyone who knows that so count your blessings that you're still breathing."

"Gee, thanks for sparing my life." 

"You can cut the sarcasm."

'Death, what the hell man. You would've just let me die?'

'I knew he wasn't going to go through with it master. I did after all tell you that you would be safe.'

'Oh yeah, you did. Still, you could've warned me.'

"Are you pouting? You weren't lying when you said you were influenced by the body."

"Shut up."

"We have to settle on a plan that will be beneficial to both of us otherwise we will not be able to work together."

"I know that." 

"Well start brainstorming, this was your idea"

"You know you could at least help me instead of just sitting there right?"

"What fun would that be?"

"Ass"

"Language, aren't you like 2 weeks old."

"I'm not... you know what, never mind."

"You need to start finishing your sentences, you say that a lot."

"Because you..."

"See there you go again."

"I'd spell that smile right off your face. Continue to bother me and I might spell your entire face away and replace it with a dog's."

"Threatening someone who you need to work with you is not a great move. Flattery gets you everywhere:)"

"I'll leave and come back when I have an idea. In the meantime, if you finally decide to be useful and come up with an idea you can send for me."

"How?"

"I don't know. Aren't you like a thousand years old, you can figure something out, no need to ask help from a 2-week-old."

"Ok, that doesn't sound nice at all when directed at me. If I were a thousand years old I would not be standing right now."

I stuck out my tongue at him before disappearing under an invisibility spell that death used to cover me and its portal.