"Nah cause how y'all gonna cry on y'all's birthday? That don't make sense," I questioned, "Rye, give back the damn toy."
"Moo Moo!" Rei let out a frustrated scream, tears streaming down his cheeks, damn near crying his heart out.
"Rye, you're gonna get Lala soon. Just give your brother his cow back," I reassured.
"No, dada!" Rye protested.
"Ya'll really get on my damn nerves sometimes. How about this, give Rei the cow, and I'll get you a cake pop?" I suggested.
"Pop?" Rye sniffled.
"Yeah, but you gotta give Rei the toy," I instructed.
She nodded, handing the cow over to Rei, whose cries subsided to faint sniffs almost instantly.
"Y'all really cried on over a damn cow on y'all's birthday, now y'all got tears and all that snot running down your faces," I remarked, grabbing a few wipes to clean them up.
"I have the llama," Ryan announced.
"It's about time," I said.
"Glue don't come off easy," Ryan explained.
So Ryan was back; she had actually flown back in yesterday. Today was the twins' birthday. We had decided on a Willy Wonka Factory Theme since that was the only movie they were currently obsessed with.
With no other strong interests that could serve as a theme, rather than cows and llamas, this was the next best thing. Besides, what kid doesn't like unlimited chocolate?
"If I die, I hope I reincarnate as your kid. My birthday would be Birkin themed though, wouldn't that be cool?" Ryan mused.
"You're a mess, Ryan," I replied with a laugh.
"Nah, for real, how much did you spend on rebuilding this whole thing?" Ryan inquired.
"I just want it to be memorable, and what's more unforgettable than living every kid's dream? I would've killed to be in a Willy Wonka film," I explained.
"You invite Beyoncé?" Ryan teased.
"You're weird," I chuckled.
"How many people can say they gave birth to Beyoncé's grandkids? Let me enjoy it a little," Ryan playfully insisted.
I only shook my head, laughing, and proceeded to pick up Rei to get him dressed, while Ryan got Rye dressed.
Kim was at her house with her kids, getting ready. The Kardashian, Jenner, Carter, and Palmer families were all invited. We also had close friends coming to the party.
"I'ma put you on for real, you gonna e a charmer, just like daddy. Daddy's gonna make sure you look fly as hell. You'll be spotting some quality unreleases," I said affectionately.
"You still talk to them like that?" Ryan questioned.
"You complaining?" I responded.
"No, but if my kids start talking like you, we're gonna have a problem," Ryan joked.
"That's their choice," I shrugged nonchalantly, which caused Ryan to suck her teeth.
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"So we just gonna ignore that their matching?" I asked Ryan trying to suppress my excitement.
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